The second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion was on Bravo last night and it was absolute mayhem. Now, look: You guys know at this point that I’m not shy about swear words and harsh language. In fact, one might say that I am limited to using swear words and harsh language, so you know that if I thought Kim G.’s mouth was completely foul last night, it had to be pretty bad.
Here’s the thing with Kim G., though. It’s not just the words coming out of her mouth. It’s the eff’d up juxtaposition of her sitting there in a silk dress and pearls while screaming profanities at a piece of trash on the couch across from her. It’s hard to imagine that a woman of such high class and dignity could be bothered to respond to someone like Danielle, let alone in such an animalistic and visceral fashion. Oh, wait. That’s right. Kim G. is a skunk in a mink jacket. She’s still the rodent she was born to be, she just managed to land a husband who would stick her in a nice setting and drape her in some decent clothes.
There wasn’t a whole lot of actual resolution on last night’s finale. There was this moment, where Danielle attempted to play nicenice with Jacqueline and Teresa…
but it doesn’t look like their resolutions will stick. Not that it really matters now that we’re Danielle-free for Season 3.
Ugh. Let’s aim for something a little more classy next year, ladies.