Sep 07, 2010 at 06:19 am by Sarah

photo of lady gaga posing in raw meat

And by “with,” I mean “under.”

Lady Gaga is taking the meat department music world by storm, taking risks with fashion and totally killing it every time. I mean, obviously. It’d be kind of hard to walk around carrying live cow meat on your back for a photo shoot. Unless you were strong like ox, not unlike Lady Gaga. Of course she might be able to pull that off.

I don’t know, guys. I never got into the whole Gaga rage, and I’m still not seeing what the big deal is about, but the more I see of her doing these stupid publicity stunts with androgynous alter-egos and undercooked meat*, the less I like her. Which isn’t saying much — I promise.

I knew there was a reason I don’t eat red meat.

*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

4 Responses to “Lady Gaga is So Avant-Garde That She Poses With Raw Meat”

  1. Shawn Nicole says:

    This is old hat. Artists have done it before. Here’s just one example I found after googling “artists using meat.” And this is a whole lot more clever…

    http://boingboing.net/2008/10/17/meat-art-show.html

  2. Anonymous says:

    Been done before right here in my hometown Santa Cruz, CA, in 1982. A protester donned a meat bikini outside of the Miss California pageant.
    http://www.salon.com/news/trending/2010/09/07/lady_gaga_raw_meat

  3. ranc says:

    “undercooked” is not a synonym of “raw”. Maybe your online thesarurus says it is, but that only makes sense when you actually try to cook the thing first.

  4. Saje says:

    So… are we to guess which one has the most contaminants? Oh, I know… she’s supposed to be practically celibate, and I suppose she’s pretty enough, but I think she’s a loon.

    And a little red meat won’t kill you. Well, kill you any quicker than you’re already heading out. Of course, my red meat intake is pretty much reduced to hamburger, since everything else doesn’t quite make it through unobstructed.

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