“I did it to get rid of the old Vienna, but now no one recognizes me. I have to scream at people saying, ‘I’m Vienna from The Bachelor!’”
– Vienna from The Bachelor on her new haircut.
You know, Vienna, I wouldn’t worry about trying to get people to remember you anymore. Your moment’s kind of gone, and the only people who care about you anymore are people like me who enjoy blogging about you. But not for the right reasons, Vienna. My love is not pure. So please, for your own good, take your new haircut and live your life, but don’t scream at people to remain in the spotlight. It’s done.
She looks like Kate Gosselin, ewww