But it can buy you a $2M apartment on Park Avenue in New York City, compliments of Tiger Woods’ hush money!
Just when we thought Rachel would ‘give up everything‘ to be with Tiger Woods, she goes and buys what many are considering a ‘swanky’ 3 bed, 3 bath condo with white glove service — despite the fact that the Homeowner’s Association in the building didn’t want Rachel to have any part of their abode. And I can’t say that I blame them — Tiger scandal aside, who’d want to share a building with someone who willingly went on Celebrity Rehab for shit’s sake?
As for why Rachel bought the condo to begin with (and so closely to where Tiger just purchased his mega-condo in downtown Manhattan)? Because she thought it was the ‘perfect place to settle down.’
So sweet. We’re just all looking for our happily-ever-after, aren’t we.
Good luck to you, Rachel, and I hope to hear lots more about you and your narrow-nosed neighbors and sordid love life in the near future! Oh, and an address where we can send housewarming gifts?