If you’re like me, you await the Oscars and the Emmys and the Tony Awards every year like a small child waits for Christmas morning. If you’re even more like me, you don’t get so excited about who won what award, or the funny things the host might say, or that reaction shot when that actor didn’t win that award. Because we don’t care about that. We just care about the dresses. And it’s not even about “look at this tragic dress Olivia Wilde chose to wear, but isn’t it fascinating how she’s still insanely attractive?”, it’s just about the dresses.
That’s why I’m loving these pictures coming in from the Venice Film Festival. The only people I recognize in the pictures are Natalie Portman (fabulous as always) and Jessica Alba (who, at this point, I think is incapable of wearing anything that’s pretty), but there are just so many pretty dresses, and far be it from me to deny you guys pictures of pretty dresses.
For those of you who are more cultured than me, the gallery includes Hiam Abbass wearing what has to be the most beautiful green dress, Ksenia Solo sporting one of my most hated fashion trends, the bubble hem, and Marina Lante della Rovere taking fashion tips from Lady Gaga. For those of you as cultured as me, doesn’t Jessica Alba just need to get her shit together?
for some reason, I read the first line of this and thought, thank god i’m not like you.