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T.I. and his new wife were arrested late last night for possession of a controlled substance. Psst. It was Ecstasy. [Celebslam]

Khloe Kardashian lost her million-dollar engagement ring from Lamar Odom. Stupid fucking buffalo. [popbytes]

Today is 90210 day. As in, you know, 9/02/10. Ugh, really? [Pajiba]

The Situation just bought a Bentley. And now I’m going to fucking cry. [Celebitchy]

Wanna see Glee‘s Matthew Morrison in a banana hammock? [Zelda Lily]

The Douche Never Rests: Michael Lohan is selling excerpts from Lindsay’s diaries. Classy, Dad. Real classy. [Allie is Wired]

Lea Michele is on the cover of Glamour magazine. Cue the screeching. [Amy Grindhouse]

I’m getting really sick of hearing about Demi Moore. It’s been confirmed — she’s having a mid-life crisis. [Betty Confidential]

Glee season 2 — are you ready for it? [OMGBlog]

Guns ‘n Roses pandemonium onstage! [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Is Reese Witherspoon about to get engaged? [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]