Oh, to be gorgeous and impregnated by Orlando Bloom. Does it get much better than that? Yeah, actually, it does. Miranda Kerr looks amazing in the beginnings of her pregnancy in the above photo, not so unlike the other supermodels that have gone before her in maternity.
Orlando’s new wife was photographed for promotions for her organic skincare line, Kora, which showed the model in various Yoga-esque poses. Naturally, she looks great, and I’m sure she’ll only gain the recommended 15 to 20 pounds for her body frame and not sit on the sofa for the next five months eating Cheetos and sucking back sugary drinks. Pod people don’t do that sort of thing, you know.
Pod person… lol
I’m 7 months pregnant, sit on the couch, and eat sweets all day. I should probably be heavier but have only gained about 20 lbs so far!