Ok, I don’t watch Mad Men or anything (is that wrong of me?), but I’ve read this blog daily for a long, long time.  If you’ll remember, Molls posted this picture of Christina Hendricks back in February, and ever since then, I’ve been keeping an eye on her.  Maybe it was the boobs, maybe it was the hair, or maybe it was her whole self, I don’t know.  She’s incredibly attractive, that’s what I’m trying to say right now.

London Fog apparently agrees with that sentiment, because they got Christina to star in their fall ad campaign.  They’ve released a couple of the ads, along with several behind-the-scenes pictures from her photo shoot, and you can check those out in the gallery below.  I strongly suggest you do that unless, you know, you don’t find Christina Hendricks beautiful. Then you’d probably be too busy lamenting the fact that you don’t have a soul.

Heidi Montag has G-cup implants. Fucking G-cup. I didn’t even know they made them that big, but that’s probably what everyone said about the Hindenburg, too. … Uh, bad example. Moving on.

Heidi Montag, formerly Spencer Pratt’s programmable blow-up doll wife, has decided that she wants to downgrade her big old titties from the rumored-fabled G-cup to a more demure, realistic DD or D-cup. All I gotta say about that?  ”Oh, brother.”

Why, you’re wondering, is Heidi having such a change of heart? Apparently, a myriad of reasons, including the fact that they ruined her life and marriage (Ruined her marriage? Callin’ BS on that one.), she can’t hug her dogs, can’t wear anything but custom-made clothing, and can’t work out, which is the ultimate deal-breaker, because Montag claims she’s “obsessed” with fitness.

I’m stoked that Heidi is coming to some sort of silicone-induced realization, but you cannot tell me that there wasn’t someone who must have — at one point or another — said to Heidi, “Girl, you look like a fucking idiot.” Because if they didn’t? They were lying. And they were enablers. And they were probably “friends” planted by Spencer.

Whatever, Heidi. Do your thing, if you want to take the flotation devices out and get on with your life, have at it. Just quit making a spectacle of your body. It was just fine before you started fucking with it, and I don’t think there’s any rational person who’d state otherwise.

In her first — and confirmed last — interview, Elin Nordegren speaks out to People magazine about the aftermath of the Tiger Woods scandal and how she’s coping. Elin states that she’s feeling better than ever, won’t let this get her down, and has plans for her future — all of which include her children:

“I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children. [But] I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself.”

And though she’s keeping busy by working toward a college degree, Elin states that family is still her number one priority, even if the father of her children is a douchebag and isn’t a part of the family unit any longer:

“My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal.”

You know what? I got all sorts of good vibes from this interview. I commend her on holding her silence for this long (because really, there’d be very few women — or men, really — who could keep their trap snapped over heinous allegations that were brought forth against their spouses like the ones brought against Woods) and I really believe her when she says that this interview, while her first, will also be her last. I believe her, and I don’t see any tell-all Tiger Woods: Behind the Scenes books in development. At least by Elin, anyway. Rachel Uchitel? Yeah. Probably.

“Carrying six years of so much, I always take a licking and keep on ticking. Everyone thinks I’m so strong, it became so heavy for me. I wanted to be away from the noise. I just began to get tired of taking so many licks. The foreclosure, so many things I had to deal with, people just see the glitz and the glamour … I was in the hospital and they gave me a different name. Nobody asked me anything about the press, they talked to me about my nails and hair. A nurse, Melanie, she would come in and make me walk around. She brought me Sister 2 Sister magazine, and I was in there. She told me ‘You gotta get outta here and you gotta go back to work.’ And for me there are people that love me and want to see me go back to work. There’s no perfect person. They didn’t treat me like Fantasia, they treated me like Tasia.”

You know, suicide is no joke. It’s not a laughing matter, it’s something that should be taken seriously, and whether or not the cry for help is for attention or to save a life (sometimes one is just as important as the other), Fantasia Barrino is still talking about her suicide attempt to whoever will listen. And by “whoever will listen,” I mean “various talk shows through various interviews.” The above quote was from Fantasia’s latest Good Morning America interview, where she discussed her …

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Lindsay Lohan was released today from a UCLA Medical Center rehab after only 23 days because someone is bribing someone she’s all better. Apparently the doctors at UCLA thought the 90-day sentence originally imposed was positively excessive, and they convinced Judge Marsha Revel of that fact.

It turns out Lindsay Lohan isn’t really a drug addict. No, no. She was “misdiagnosed” with ADHD and prescribed Adderall, which caused her to exhibit the same symptoms as someone abusing meth. Now that she knows she doesn’t have ADHD, you can rest assured that Lindsay Lohan will never again touch Adderall, or any other upper, for that matter. Lindsay Lohan knows better. Lindsay Lohan would never.

LINDSAY LOHAN IS JUST FINE.

THANK GOD EVERYONE SEES THAT NOW.

Sheesh.

Although she initially denied its existence, Heidi Montag is now privately coping to her participation in a sex tape that’s set to be released by her soon-to-be-ex-husband Spencer Pratt. And she’s ready to secure herself a nice little chunk of the profits.

From TMZ:

We’re told Heidi has agreed to listen to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch when he arrives in Costa Rica to make an offer on the footage … some of which is said to contain girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon.

We’re told Heidi wants Hirsch to provide her with the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian’s sex tape — which was also released through Vivid — because Heidi may be interested in working out a “back-end deal” if Steve can’t offer enough cash up front to satisfy Montag.

None of this news should come as a surprise. Heidi is notorious for knowing how to stretch her fifteen minutes, and it wouldn’t be too shocking to find out that this is all an extension of the plan that she’s clearly made with Spencer to stay relevant. You can talk a lot of trash about someone like Heidi Montag, but there’s something to be said for someone who can recognize that they’re a parrot and a moron and chooses to sit back and take direction. She’s a hell of a lot richer than most of us will ever be.