The often forgotten Baldwin Bro, Daniel, was photographed with his uhhh… co-stars… on the set of the soft-core porno spoof of Zombieland he’s currently filming.

Jeff Miranda, the Iraq war veteran that Snooki has been hooking up with, has some rumors to clear up. His ex-girlfriend went to RadarOnline with a pretty damaging report of his history of abuse. According to the ex, she currently has a restraining order against Jeff after one night they shared got crazy.

From RadarOnline:

The order also states that Miranda choked and punched Hansen in the stomach, and over New Year’s 2009, pulled her by the hair and called her a slut, c*nt, wh*re, and b****.

Hansen says that when she tried to get her things from his house, Miranda grabbed her by her arms and held her down on the bed screaming “I love you, why are you doing this to me?”

The final straw came when Hansen says Miranda pulled a shotgun on her after she refused to have sex with him.

“Jeff is nothing but scum,” Hansen told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “He claims he is in the mafia. He’s threatened two of my friends’ lives and my own.”

Disgusting.

While I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, between this report and the fact that he’s a war veteran, I don’t trust this dude. Snooki, get us some answers!

This fun video of Miley Cyrus behind the scenes at one of her shows has surfaced today. It starts off with her talking to the camera while checking herself out in the mirror. She asks us (the audience, of course), if we want to hear her crack her knuckles and before we can even answer, she does it. Her mother Tish, who is essentially a joke and just there to pick up her paycheck, immediately scolds her and swats her on the hand. Miley responds to this by telling her mom she’s going to call Child Protective Services. Then her mom slaps her on the butt and says she’ll keep disciplining Miley as long as she needs to. Miley responds to this by freak dancing with one of her dancers in the mirror and sloppily rapping about her love of singing. Seriously. Her mom hits her, and then she starts grinding her ass into some dude and rapping. It’s like a cartoon version of the Miley we imagine her to be.

The girl’s almost 18. Her disrespect isn’t really interesting anymore. She’s too old for me to be fascinated by how rude she is to her parents. At this point I just feel kind of sad for her. She’s almost an adult, it’s pretty pathetic that she still hasn’t learned what a turn-off her bossy attitude is to fans and spectators alike.

Hey, guys. I was just looking through the different photo agencies we use to find pictures for you guys and I spotted this album of Britney and her middle-aged boyfriend Jason shopping in Hawaii. The photo agency was trying to sell these as a like, “couple vacationing and doing normal things together”-type album, but here’s what I can’t stop thinking about when I look at them: What is going on with that chick’s shirt?

You guys know when you get one of those dry clean only dealies from a department store or whatever and you can’t exactly figure out how it’s supposed to lie flat on your body? Like maybe you’re supposed to wrap a strap differently or it’s on backwards or sideways? That’s what it looks like Britney has going on here. Because I cannot imagine that in a million years anyone purposefully designed a shirt to look like the one on her does now. That shirt has an unflattering bib. No change in size or color would fix that. I’m wondering if she was supposed to twist the halter neck before she put it on or something. I can’t get my head around the idea that someone would intentionally make a shirt that looks like that. It’s like Jan Brady’s home ec project.

It’s rare that we get to start a weekend with gossip this juicy. This is some like, Monday morning at 6 AM shit. Seriously dishy stuff.

Paris Hilton was arrested last night in Las Vegas after officers found a baggie of cocaine in her purse. Initially, police officers stopped the vehicle that Paris was in after huge clouds of marijuana smoke were seen pouring out of the windows. When a closer inspection on the car and its passengers went down, the white stuff was found in the heiresses possession. The driver was also arrested for holding all that good herb.

This is the third drug-related issue Paris has had this summer. She was caught with a gram of weed in Corsica, was questioned by South African police about her smoking at a World Cup game and now she’s been straight-up arrested for blow on the Vegas strip.

I would say she’d better get ready to do time, but homegirl’s been there and done that. Maybe she misses her jail friends? *Sadface!*

Yo, writing that headline was like, my dream come true.

Young Money stars Nicki Minaj and Aubrey “Drake” Graham announced on Twitter today that they got married. Damn. If that comes as a surprise to you, well, duh. It was never even really confirmed that the two were a couple. Drake has addressed his big-ass crush on Nicki in interviews before, but they’d never been all like, “Yeah, we’re in a relationship and in a place in our lives where we’re considering marriage.”

The couple made the news public via their Twitter accounts:

Pretty exciting news, right?

Here’s the thing? The VMAs are coming up and both of them are nominated. They make music together. Nicki has her first big album coming out soon. Drake just had an album come out. They’re signed to the same record label, fa’ chrissakes. Doesn’t that seem a little bit like a crazy obvious publicity stunt? I mean, where’s tha proof, guys?!

Pics or it didn’t happen.