Aug 01, 2010 at 08:36 am by Emily

Heidi Montag has filed for a divorce from Spencer Pratt.  Can you believe it? You should, because it’s been a long time coming.  And being the fame whore he is, Spencer Pratt went straight to People to make sure everyone knows what the deal is:

“I love Heidi but our marriage was a show – it was part of The Hills world.  And that world is on a sound stage.”

“It’s clear that reality TV-fame-loving Spencer Pratt does not fit with my ex-wife Heidi Montag’s ambitions for a motion picture actor/pop star career and being a single sex symbol for the world.”

“Some say if you can’t handle the heat get out of the kitchen, Well, Heidi couldn’t handle King Spencer’s fame so she got out of the marriage.”

These are all quotes from Spencer Pratt.  He opened his mouth and said those words about himself.  And I don’t understand that.

I’ve only seen The Hills once.  I was hanging out at a friend’s house, and we were just checking out the television when it came on.  I remember everyone just stopped talking and sort of gaped at the screen.  We didn’t even talk shit about it or laugh or anything, there was just general confusion about what the fuck was happening.  I think that’s also the reaction a lot of people have to Spencer Pratt.

Aug 01, 2010 at 08:06 am by Emily

Normally I don’t pay attention to Jimmy Fallon.  I think he’s a bad actor with some cute characteristics, and I don’t appreciate that.  I’ve even written poems about it, so you know it’s significant.  But then he went and did this Neil Young impersonation and sang this beautiful, moving song based on the Double Rainbow viral video.  And I can’t not respect that.

You win this time, Jimmy Fallon.  But if you ever show up on Saturday Night Live again, rest assured that you will not be so lucky.