What?! Oh, I’m sorry. I mean Forbes released their annual list of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood, and being rich as hell isn’t the only thing that all the listed ladies have in common.

Here’s the rundown:

1. Sandra Bullock: $56 million
2. Reese Witherspoon: $32 million
3. Cameron Diaz: $32 million
4. Jennifer Aniston: $27 million
5. Sarah Jessica Parker: $25 million
6. Julia Roberts: $20 million
7. Angelina Jolie: $20 million
8. Drew Barrymore: $15 million
9. Meryl Streep: $13 million
10. Kristen Stewart: $12 million

While I’m super happy for all these ladies that they’re making some serious cake (especially Sandy B., who I will never deny anything), I can’t help but notice that this list is missing even one non-white woman. It’s far from a new observation that women of color are cast aside in Hollywood for “non-threatening”, blond, girl-next-door (if you live in the whitest suburb ever) types, but if you ever needed a reminder of how bad it is, then just give this list a second look.

If only paychecks were based on genuine talent…

You know when you’re at a surprise party and the guest of honor totally knows that the surprise is coming, so when everyone jumps out they way over compensate by giving a really large, fake reaction? OK. So that’s all I can think of when I see these pictures of Jake Pavelka leaving a Banana Republic in NYC. His face is all, “Lalala, just leaving this store with a glass door that I can see out of–OH! WHAT?! WHAT!? It’s the cameras! Ahhh, hey guys. What a surprise. So nice to see you. It’s almost as if my publicist didn’t call you to come here. You rascals. Well, see you later!” And the best thing about these pictures, in my opinion, is that fierce ‘n’ sassy black lady walking out the door behind him. I worship how “over it” she looks. Worship.

Our lady Megan Fox (who, incidentally, I dreamed about last night, and no, guys, I won’t share), is moving up and beyond box-office hits like Transformers and circus freak sex movies.

Fox is now the new face of Armani cosmetics (and wow, I thought the extent of Armani’s “branching out” beyond super-amazing haute couture was limited to overpriced boxer shorts sold at discount outlets) and sources say that the promo tour is going to start in October. Megan’s thoughts?:

“Mr. Armani is an iconic visionary for all things fashion. I’m honored to be associated with him and part of this campaign.”

Whatever pays the bills, girlfriend. And hey, good for you. That 90210 money isn’t gonna last you forever. It’s also a hell of a lot better than, say, Revlon or something.

“It’s over. I broke up with him.”

–Bristol Palin on — what else — her (second) breakup with former Playgirl playmate, Levi Johnston.

Wanna know what I think this is? I think it was an elaborate hoax set up by Sarah Palin herself to really stick it up Levi’s ass for being such a pain in the ass for the past few years. What better way to get back at Levi than to build his hopes up and think there’s a solid future with his baby mama and his child and to dash them in the most public of ways?

The “real” reason? Evidently, the day that Bristol and Levi announced their re-engagement, Brissie found out that Levi may have fathered another child with another woman, though reports deny that.

What do you guys think? Trash airing trash, or real drama and hurt going down?

Because there was really no other way to take them, right? Jaysus beachballs.

So here’s the original comment, which garnered some pretty strong reactions from you guys yesterday:

“I think breastfeeding really helped (me keep me figure). Some people here (in the US) think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?’ I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”

And here’s what Gisele says she really meant (supermodel-speak is much different than the tongues of the commoners):

“My intention in making a comment about the importance of breastfeeding has nothing to do with the law. It comes from my passion and beliefs about children. Becoming a new mom has brought a lot of questions, I feel like I am in a constant search for answers on what might be the best for my child. It’s unfortunate that in an interview sometimes things can seem so black and white. I am sure if I would just be sitting talking about my experiences with other mothers, we would just be sharing opinions. I understand that everyone has their own experience and opinions and I am not here to judge. I believe that bringing a life into this world is the single most important thing a person can undertake and it can also be the most challenging. I think as mothers we are all just trying our best.”

Well. That was well-thought out, if not winded, backpedaling, and nervous. I think we have another Gwyneth Paltrow on our hands, ladies and gentlemen.

This is what’s so great about Amy Winehouse: She is all of us at our most down moment at all times, but she’s still buckwild. Take these photos for example. Amy was photographed dragging her ass back to her apartment at 11:30 this morning, plopping down on her steps looking like a worn-out mess, and she just sat there listening to her voicemail.

What woman who has even the smallest streak of crazy in her hasn’t had a morning like this? I’ll tell you right now that nearly every Sunday A.M. between 2002 and 2008 looked something like these photos for me. And you know, sure, maybe I shouldn’t praise this type of behavior because Amy is a drug addict who I think has really poor self-esteem, but you have to love the normal abnormalcy of these pics.

We are all Amy Winehouse. Amy Winehouse is all of us.