Just as it was with Tiger and Jesse, Mel Gibson is now treating us to a whoreclown car show. You know, it’s just like one of those clown cars at the circus, but filled with whores. One after the other, they’re popping out and demanding money. First there was Oksana, who, like Rachel Uchitel was for Tiger, will always be the queen bee of this scandal. Now there’s Violet Kowal, a polish fitness model, who claims that she and Mel were intimate during Oksana’s pregnancy. Nice.

Violet knows what she’s gotta do though. She’s following in the footsteps of homewreckers before her, hiring Gloria Allred as her attorney and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s manager to represent her. It’s unclear why she needs either kind of representation at this point, but you know, in case the strumpet shit hits the fan, it’s good have some people working for you. Or something. I guess.

Ugh. Please don’t sleep with people’s husbands or cheat on your wife. Thanks.

Vanessa Hudgens played Mimi, a sexy drug addict, in the Hollywood Bowl’s production of Rent last night. While Vanessa looks pretty hot, her singing voice is a bit off in the video above. Director Neil Patrick Harris was likely not too pleased about that. The show is also starring Wayne Brady and Nicole Shsasdkf;aksdjasd from the Pussycat Dolls and has another show tonight and tomorrow. Let’s hope that Vanessa manages to keep the sex appeal while focusing a little more on hitting those notes.

[photos via JustJared]

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Jackie O. is an American icon, and her pillbox hats and strands of pearls made her a fashion icon as well. Now a set of Jackie’s pearls are going up for auction, and it’s estimated that they will bring in roughly $47,000. But get this: They’re fake. Yup. Nearly 50 thousand dollars just to own what is essentially a historic prop.

The clasp of the necklace is made of gold and emerald, but the pearls are valued at a couple hundred bucks. Apparently Jackie so frequently misplaced her baubles that she never sunk a whole lot of money into them. Oh, the irony.

The necklace will be auctioned off at Bonhams’ “Pioneers of Popular Culture” sale on August 15… See ya there?

Lady Gaga is on the cover of i-D Magazine and while these photos seem like more of the same ol’ stuff to me, I would never deny you Little Monsters of your Gaga fix.

Snooki and I came to similar realizations this week: Maybe there’s no reason to start drinking before the sun goes down. In fact, maybe you should wait to start drinking until several hours after the sun has gone down, if you even have to drink at all.

After what was a pretty embarrassing arrest, Snooki spoke to The Post:

“I need to calm down with drinking,” she tells The Post. “I can’t be drinking in the middle of the day.”

The bust “definitely embarrassed my family. I don’t want to end up like that. That’s not a good image. My dad was very, very pissed. He was like, ‘I didn’t raise you like this.’ “

I hate to say this (for Lohan’s sake), but Miss Lindsay probably would have done well in life if she had more self-control and a dad like Snooki’s. At some point, regardless of how much of a party animal you are on the inside, you have to find a balance in your life. For many people, that involves some kind of reality check (like getting arrested!), and your true character is determined by how you choose to react in the face of that.

With sister Malia off at camp and dad running the free world, Sasha and Michelle Obama had some time to kill this summer. The two headed to Spain, and as you can tell from these photos, the Obamas don’t have to stay on American soil to be treated like royalty. They’re staying in Marbella, Spain, and when they’re not splashing around in the water, they’re kickin’ it in a cabana… with hundreds of on-lookers and paparazzi there for the whole thing. Despite what I saw on that Disney Channel Original Movie, I’d say that there’s worst gigs out there than First Daughter.