Ok, so here’s how this loveliness began. While she was promoting her new movie, The Switch, Jennifer Aniston made the following quote:
“Women are realizing it more and more knowing that they don’t have to settle with a man just to have that child. Times have changed and that is also what is amazing… that we do have so many options these days, as opposed to our parents’ days when you can’t have children because you have waited too long. The point of the movie is what is it that defines family? It isn’t necessarily the traditional mother, father, two children and a dog named Spot. Love is love and family is what is around you and who is in your immediate sphere. That is what I love about this movie. It is saying it is not the traditional sort of stereotype of what we have been taught as a society of what family is.”
After that, Bill O’Reilly and a couple of Stepford-looking Fox News ladies got together, as shown in the above video, and Bill said that Jennifer’s statement is “destructive to our society.”
I may not be the biggest fan of Jennifer Aniston, but I’m on her side with this one (it doesn’t hurt that I hate pretty much everything that Bill O’Reilly ever says). I definitely don’t think a woman needs a man in her life to have a child, and I don’t think there’s anything in her statement that could be misconstrued as being supportive of teen pregnancy as Bill O’Reilly suggests.
Which side are you guys on?
And on a begrudging note, high five to O’Reilly for telling that woman it was “unfair” to get so personal and catty around the 0:28 mark. I still don’t like any of these people though.
I mean, you know, if you count a girl who looks absolutely nothing like Lindsay whatsoever, with much smaller tits and a love of wine instead of pills, you’d get what the Hustler-sponsored Lindsay Lohan-alike porn is supposed to be like.
The porn star Scarlett Fay (as photographed above) is covered in what’s supposed to be cocaine, but that’s just another unrealistic move on Hustler’s part — as if Lindsay would be that frivolous. Waste not, want not, right?
The only thing they got right was the grubby hands. But that was a cop-out (and sheer coincidence), I’m sure. All porn stars probably have grubby hands underneath their four-inch Lucite-strong manicures. This chick just couldn’t afford to get hers filled this month, so she gnawed the tips off.
So, Linds? I’m actually kind of offended on your part. Go figure.
You can check out all of the promo shots for the movie over on The Superficial — uncensored and all, you skeeve.
Because she did. And there’s a whole lot going on with Fantasia that really didn’t concern me all too much because I’m not a Fantasia fan. At all. But supposedly, she’s in the middle of a dirty “you wrecked my home, you stupid whore-y ho” battle with a woman — over a man — in North Carolina, and poor Fantasia is said to be distraught over the woman’s claims, stating that she had nothing to do with breaking up the couple’s marriage.
Sidenote? She was verified to have made a sex tape with the dude, and she’s got the dude’s name tattooed on her skin. Draw your own conclusions.
Anyway, Fantasia’s been so upset over not breaking this marriage up that she overdosed the night before last on — confirmed late last night — aspirin and sleeping pills.
Jump in to read her entire statement, complete with references to “This is my song!”
Charlize Theron is the worst. I mean, who can run around with a face and a body like that and then still kick-ass in a movie where she plays a completely horrible looking serial killer? (BTW, that clip is totally NSFW.) She’s either an alien or easily one of the most desirable human beings on the planet. For the sake of my mental health, I’m going to go with the former. Welcome to Earth, Charlize. You look gorgeous in the July 2010 issue of French Elle. Like, it’s almost unfair.
Levi Johnston is even more clueless than we thought, guys. According to PopEater, the recently single again Levi was following Sandra Bullock around the Teen Choice Awards all night, thinking that he maybe had a chance to get with the also recently single actress. His behavior was so creepy that multiple people noticed, including Sandra herself.
An insider reported the deets:
“All night long Levi was trying to get close to Sandra. He desperately wanted to get his picture taken with Sandra hoping it would show up on the cover of a magazine or at least be able to meet her in person and give America’s sweetheart his phone number. Sandra was having none of it, telling everyone, ‘Get him away from me.’”
OK, that’s freakin’ humiliating. PopEater went on to say that after he finally clued in to how uncomfortable he was making Sandy, he gave up on her and tried to score pictures with other female celebs, all of whom refused. How strange that a bunch of actually famous people who have worked their whole lives in order to achieve their status don’t want to be associated with the deadbeat who knocked up one of the most hated politicians in America’s teenage daughter!
While Levi’s sole motivation seems to be keeping himself relevant, there’s also a hint of him wanting to hurt the mother of his child and her family in there, too. It’s easy to see why an immature 19 year old would want to get back at the family who put his name in the headlines (supposedly against his will, initially), his repeated attempts to hurt Bristol are such a turn off. It’s like he’s a miniature, talentless Mel Gibson. Or Spencer Pratt, part 2.
I would like to tell you that the term “retard” is very offensive to me. I am not offended because I ASSUME it would offend someone who has mental retardation. I am offened on how the word came to...
I am not offended that Rosie has a fear or anxiety of LP. I feel that when someone knows very little about things and or people they tend to be anxious. Think about it if you had never been around someone...
20
