Lindsay Lohan sat down for her latest and greatest of interviews with Vanity Fair, and I have to commend the girl for either listening to her publicist, or speaking from the heart. I’m thinking it’s the publicist thing, but hey. A girl can dream, right? Without any further ado, the best of the interview quotes:
On her behavior prior to entering jail and rehab:
“I was irresponsible. And I’m not making excuses.”
On getting back to work:
“I want my career back. I know that I’m a damn good actress, and it’s been my passion since I was a child, and I know that when I care about something, I put 100 percent and more into it. … I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It’s not fun anyway. I don’t care. It’s the same thing every time.”
Ok, here’s a story for all you romantics. You know about Snooki’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, right? The guy she’s been dating for maybe a month and who might have some some pretty severe anger issues and who is also a fame whore? Good news: they’re getting married!
Well, that’s a little premature. Because you see that magazine cover up there with that love-crazed juicehead laying his heart on the line? That’s the proposal. It’s not something Jeff and Snooki were just thinking about, it’s not a photo shoot/engagement announcement, it’s the actual proposal.
Are you guys dead from the heat of his passion yet? If not, Radar has some excerpts from Jeff’s interview with Steppin’ Out that should finish you off:
“I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She’ll be a great mother.”
He admits that Snooki is going to be shocked by his magazine cover proposal, but he isn’t worried that she’ll say no. “Once she deals with the shock I think they’ll say yes. I really do. In fact, I know she’ll say yes.”
Miranda says he doesn’t think MTV will be very happy about his proposal but that isn’t stopping him from trying to get married to Snooki.
“I love her and want to be with her,” Jeff gushes about the 22-year old tan reality TV star and promises that they’ll be happy together.
“I will never break her heart. She’s such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we’re a match made in heaven. People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bullshit.”
I’m so sorry I doubted you up in that first paragraph, Jeff. Clearly this is a sincere choice that you made here, the proposal on a magazine cover and everything. I apologize for spreading the bullshit.
Nothing serious. She just got pulled over in front of the Chateau Marmont at 11 PM on Friday night. She supposedly failed to come to a complete stop at a stop sign, so the cops curbed for a chat and a warning.
Not to nitpick because it sounds like she didn’t really do anything wrong, but if I were Lohan, I’d be extremely freakin’ careful if I were her. If Paris Hilton can go back to jail for walking around with coke in her purse, you know Lindz will wind up back in the slammer over a traffic violation. Now would be a really good time for her to play by all the rules.
Rumors of Mariah Carey’s pregnancy have been flying around (admittedly, I haven’t done much to help this) and now Mariah’s husband, Nick Cannon, is commenting publicly. While Nick doesn’t come out and say whether his wifey is pregballs or not, he does think she’d be an awesome mom. Well, he at least thinks she’ll be great at the whole, “making breakfast” part of it.
“She’s nurturing with me and makes me breakfast at anytime and that’s my favorite food. It would be like 3 o’clock in the morning and she will still make me waffles. She’ll be the best mom.”
Nothing like hearing a childgroom sing the praises of his wife’s ability to whip him up treats from the griddle at the drop of a hat.
…seriously. I would have cut off my boob and given it to you in a Ziplock had you come to me and offered to trade me a Rock the Bells ticket for it. So… if you invent time travel… and you have an extra ticket to the show… and a plane ticket to New York… and you have any interest in one small (AA) right breast…. let’s talk.
Why was the show such a big deal? The return of Lauryn Hill, duh. It’s been ages since Lauryn released the most important album of my lifetime, went crazy and then disappeared. But for some reason she agreed to perform at Rock the Bells. And if you don’t know how big of a deal that is, maybe the fact that she brought Jay-Z, Beyonce, Alicia Keys and Mary J. Blige out on stage with her might be an indication of her importance. Mary J! Beyonce! Jay-Z! Performing with Lauryn Hill! I would have died! Would you not have died?
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Paris Hilton could go to jail for 4 years? Did Christmas come early or something? [
