Last night Justin Bieber found out that some other teen bro named Kevin was trying to hack into his Twitter account to get his phone number, so what did he do? He tracked down Kevin’s phone number and posted it on his Twitter page with the message “call me!” Although the post was only up for a couple hours, thousands of Bieber diehards had retweeted and saved and screengrabbed the number and Kevin got blown up. The video above is just over a minute of Kevin’s phone screen with countless texts and phone calls coming in.

While Kevin seemed to have a pretty good sense of humor about the while thing (he got the attention he wanted and then some), I’m pretty sure Tweeting some dude’s number could be a majorly dumb move on Bieber’s part. What he did could qualify as harassment, if not endangering a minor. And that’s just if you want to talk lawsuits. On a more real level, I think it’s bullying. Biebdawgs is famous and people are going to go after him on Twitter and YouTube and even in gossip blogs (Hi, Justin.) His reach will always be wider than that of his haters unless the kid manages to piss off Oprah, ya know? Someone should have pointed out to Justin that this Kevin kid is probably just jealous of him and to leave it be. All he did was bring Kevin to the attention of me and thousands of his fans.

And in related news, I now have Kevin Fever.

So a lot of you guys are questioning the legitimacy of Tila Tequila’s harrowing tale of violent Juggalos.  That’s cool, that’s fine, I totally understand.  But here are some more developments.

- TMZ has a short video of Tila on stage.  It isn’t long at all, but you can see some guy trying to climb on the stage, and you can see the audience begin to throw things at her.  You can also see that this chaos began when she took her shirt off.

- According to the San Francisco Chronicle, plans were made to attack Tila before the concert even took place.  Their article includes Twitter updates from a guy at the concert, along with a link to Tila Tequila’s blog, and if you go through those comments you can see numerous threats, along with numerous pleas for Tila to just stay home.

- The county sheriff is on Tila’s side.  He told TMZ that “things got out of hand” and that the concert was a “nightmare.”  He knows because he was already on the scene when the Tila Tequila affair went down, taking care of some guy who got stabbed.

- She’s already out and about and covering her face with stupid sunglasses and bandaids.

Tila Tequila is definitely exaggerating (surprise!), but there’s some truth to her original story.  It’s clear that the Juggalos didn’t want her there, and understandably so; I would be pissed if she showed up anywhere I paid to be.  It’s also clear that there were already some bad vibes, what with that guy getting stabbed and everything.  I don’t know, but whatever happened, I’m going to do the unthinkable and keep my eye on Tila Tequila for the next few days.  It should be a fun ride.

Photos via D-Listed

Just like we promised, Hilary Duff got married last night.  From what I can tell from looking at the pictures, it looks like a lovely, reasonably small event, which is what Hilary wanted.

I was thinking about making a joke out of one of Hilary Duff’s song titles or something, but I just don’t have the heart.  It looks like she had a nice wedding, so good for her.  Also, who even knows Hilary Duff’s music?  That would have just been ridiculous of me.

Here’s how this happened:  Katy Perry’s staying at a hotel in Australia.  A high school prom is being held in the ballroom of the hotel.  Katy Perry gets wasted.  Katy Perry crashes prom.

Ok, it happened a little more adorably than that.  Katy was wandering drunkenly through the hotel when she heard “California Gurls” playing somewhere.  When she discovered the prom, she grabbed a microphone and serenaded the students, then hung out with them for about ten minutes before her bodyguards made her leave.

Here are some quotes from the students about this magical night:

“It was towards the end of the night and everyone was having a good time. Then Katy Perry decides to walk in and crash our formal!”

“She appeared slightly drunk and was stumbling a little.”

“She was dancing and laughing with students until the end of the song when she was subtly whisked away by her security guards. Everyone went nuts and it was the perfect ending to our evening.”

I was trying to think of a comparison, someone on Katy Perry’s level who could have crashed my prom to make it similarly newsworthy, realism notwithstanding. I think it would be Rihanna, but not “Rude Boy” Rihanna, more like “SOS” Rihanna.  What about you guys? What pop star might have drunkenly crashed your prom?

You guys saw about Weezer’s new album, right?  How it’s titled “Hurley” and the album cover is just a big picture of Hurley’s face?  And you guys also saw about Lost, right?  How Hurley was totally the best character on that show?  Ok, good, I’m glad we’re all up to date.

Entertainment Weekly chatted up Jorge Garcia, the guy who played Hurley, to see how he felt about the album, and like anybody would be, he was pretty pleased about it:

“How awesome is that! It totally put a smile on my face, to say the least,” the actor tells EW.com. “It ranks right up there with getting my own action figure.”

The photo was taken while Rivers Cuomo and Jorge were backstage together at The George Lopez Show, and according to Rivers, “it just had this amazing vibe.”  I completely concur, Rivers.  Excellent choice.

The album comes out on September 15, so I will see you guys in a month’s time to chat about how beautiful it is, both musically and aesthetically.

First a baseball bat to the head, now this.

So Bam has been on tour with his brother’s band, CKY (who you should maybe check out), and things were going fine until they got to New Zealand.  When they tried to head to the next concert in Australia, Bam wasn’t allowed on the plane because he was causing too much of a ruckus and the airline staff decided that he was too drunk to fly.  However, that may not be the whole truth.

Bam got roofied.  Here’s what he told The Daily Telegraph when he finally got to Australia:

“I was totally boozed one night and remember waking up with this chick on top of me going “I love you, I love’ and I was like ‘who the fuck are you!?”

I might think that this is just a story to make up for a night of drunken shenanigans, but Bam would totally own up to that. He would say he was completely wasted and make no apologies, because that’s kind of what he does.  So you go out and live your life, Bam, and remember to never leave your drink unattended in the future.