So we already knew that Montana Fishburne ruined her relationship with her father Lawrence Fishburne by starring in a porno and using the family name, but this new porno mag cover and interview she did might really put it over the top. I’ve censored this so not everyone has to see Montana’s ass first thing in the morning, but as you can clearly see, the headline on her cover reads, “I’m Not Doing Sh*t To Him, But F**king And Having My Career.”

I’m mortified for this 19 year old chick at this point and I don’t even know her. How horrible to purposefully put your family through something like this. However, Montana says that she’s not being selfish and that she’s just living her dream. In her interview with Asis, she said, “This is something I’ve been thinking about for four years, so I didn’t want to wait. I was so excited to get started and I am so excited.”

I guess technically I have no problem with people doing porn as long as it’s what they want to do, but in this case, don’t you think that there’s too many warning signs that say she’s not doing this for herself? It seems like her desire to live this lifestyle is based off of her early teenage dreams and the hope that she’ll piss off her father, no? It’s a little suspect, to say the least. I hope she doesn’t grow to regret it.

(…and if you want to see the uncensored cover, it’s after the jump, you perverts.)

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Kate Gosselin was photographed in the doorway of her Reading, Pennsylvania home earlier in the week sending her kids off to what appeared to be either a sleepover (they were carrying pillows in garbage bags, at any rate) or just their nightly respite out in the back shed behind the house — true ‘stars’ like Kate Gosselin don’t let children sleep in the house, duh.

Kate also mugs it up for the ever-present paparazzi, who caught some rather interesting faces on film. I don’t know if it’s true emotion or just Botox shining through, but it doesn’t matter — it’s all for the cameras, anyway.

And no, you’re wrong, she looks absolutely nothing like the Central Park-living lady in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York who has an affinity for pigeons and who looks like she smells like raccoon, silverfish, and urine. Nope, not at all.

Jennifer Aniston, quite possibly my favorite celebrity of all time, is up for yet another edition of Harper’s Bazaar, looking … I don’t know. a) Her age, thankfully — she’s a pretty woman, you know. b) OK in some of the photos, but not so much in other photos. c) Desperate to appear ‘campy’ and ‘fun.’ d) all of the above.

I’m going with d) all of the above. That’s the correct answer, though any one of the other answers would be appropriate.

And she went through Twitter to profess her excitement over the new relationship. And then had second thoughts — about the tweet; shame on you. Who’d have second thoughts about dating Jesse James? — so she removed the tweet.

OK then.

That’s the oldest trick in the book, girl. You’re slinging Jesse’s anti-semitic pork tenderloin around. Own it. Love it. Wrap it up, for fuck’s sake.

Enjoy!

“I dress for myself. Clearly, it’s provocative, but it makes me feel good. And if the only reason it makes someone uncomfortable is because I’m 17, then that person’s a scumbag because it shouldn’t matter.”

- One of the many amazing quotes from Taylor Momsen in this Spin interview. Y’all got to read it.

I still love her. I think she’s buckwild.

Even though they totally got caught making out the other day, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are still pretending that they’re not a couple. Are we supposed to believe that they’re two co-stars that are all BFF-status and can’t leave each others sides? Either they want us to believe that they are asexual or that they are the most co-dependent people on Earth. I mean, they work together, they hang together, they take plane rides together… then this morning, just two days after being busted for making out, they walked out of LAX with a body guard between them. Yeah, they’re boning. And we all know it.