Fuckin’ celebrities. It’s as if being famous for being decent at one thing is never enough for them.

Adrian Grenier (the dude who plays Vinny on Entourage and Melissa Joan Hart’s love interest in the greatest movie of the last century, Drive Me Crazy) and his band The Honey Brothers are set to appear on an upcoming episode of 90210. Acting wise, Adrian’s playing a possible love interest for AnnaLynne McCord, but seeing as he’s only slated to appear in one episode, I’m thinking that nothing’s going to materialize between the two.

Who still watches 90210? Has it been any good this season?

Hugh Grant (yes! Remember him?!) makes out with a mystery woman. [Celebslam]

Katie Price iPods? Fucking shoot me now. [popbytes]

The Switch is probably as bad as you’ve imagined. [Pajiba]

Chelsea Handler’s such a coog. [Celebitchy]

Why yes, Miranda Kerr is pregnant, you sly goat, you. [Amy Grindhouse]

Does Richard Simmons not age? [CityRag]

I can never get enough photos of Drew Barrymore being wasted in public. It takes me back to a time when things were much simpler. [Pop on the Pop]

Jennifer Aniston really is a kind of a wishy-washy jackass. [Zelda Lily]

Rihanna and Mariah Carey on a duo? No. Thank you, but no. [OMGBlog]

You know you wanna hear Kat Von D talk about Jesse James on the radio. Stop kidding yourself. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Eddie Cibrian is getting away with murder. Lucky him, right? The guy cheats on his wife, Brandi Glanville, and then leaves her for LeAnn Rimes and the press, along with his Brandi, blames her. And over a year later, Brandi is still swiping her claws in LeAnn’s direction, saying that while LeAnn thought that she’d successfully taken Eddie away from her, the formerly married couple were still getting it on on the side.

From UsWeekly:

When Us Weekly recently asked Brandi Glanville, 37, about reports that she hooked up with estranged husband Eddie Cibrian, 37, after he’d already left her for LeAnn Rimes, 28, she coyly replied, “Eddie and I both know the truth.”

A source confirms in the new Us Weekly that the two spouses, who filed for divorce in August 2009, were indeed intimate last fall.

“Leann stole her husband, so Brandi doesn’t owe her,” the source says.

“And Brandi couldn’t care less. She’s already moved on to another relationship.” Indeed, Glanville told Us she’s dating an “amazing man.”

It’s pretty sad to see two beautiful women fight over the same scummy, poorly behaved man. Especially when they’re both fighting for the same thing: His fidelity. Neither of them are going to get that at this point, you know?

Brandi’s hurt feelings are totally understandable. As the mother of Eddie’s children, it must have been heart wrenching to see him in the papers with LeAnn, knowing that they’d started something behind her back. However, Eddie’s the one who gave up his family and his good guy status to get some younger ass on the side. Blaming “the other woman” is just so old and unproductive.

Have you ever been on a kinda sorta date with somebody and you hoped that it wasn’t a date so you did everything you could to imply that it was a totally platonic meeting without actually saying that it was a platonic meeting? Like, I don’t know, talking about other men or women your dating, watching your body language to make sure your not giving off the wrong vibes and maybe even inviting some of your friends to meet up with you so that there’s absolutely no way you’ll get the moves put on you? OK, well, so has Jennifer Aniston. To Jon Stewart. And last night, after 15 years of keeping it to himself, he called her out for it on The Daily Show.

Supposedly right around the time that Jennifer was working on Friends, Jon was working on a show with Paramount and he ran into Jen and asked her on a date and she agreed. However, throughout that date, Jennifer had multiple friends show up to hang out with them. Ha. Sounds like maybe she said something like, “That dude Jon Stewart who used to have that MTV show asked me out. Come by the restaurant so he doesn’t think he can try something.”

I love the idea of these two going on a date at the peak of Jennifer’s fame and her rejecting him in such a cowardly way. Who hasn’t done that before? And I love that they can sit there and talk about it so normally on Jon’s show. Makes me hopeful, you know? Like maybe I’ll figure out how to stop being such a passive-aggressive bitch sometime in the next fifteen years and live to laugh about it.

After all the game she’s been spitting about how rock n’ roll she is, Taylor Momsen knows she has to deliver on stage. Now, these photos don’t have an audio accompaniment, but you can get an idea as to what Taylor thinks it is that makes her so legitimate. Poor 16-year old kid, you know?

In her recent interview with Spin, Taylor put Rihanna on blast saying, “People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Now Rihanna‘s wearing f– leather jackets, and it’s really annoying.”

Because raccoon eyes and paired with slips and hooker heels isn’t as pop-rock as it gets?

More photos of Taylor after the jump…

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Britney Spears has been looking pretty all right for the past couple of weeks, right? I mean, better than this, at least.  And do you know who you can thank for that turnaround?  You can thank her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, because he gave her an ultimatum:  she could either have her lack of personal hygiene or a boyfriend:

Brit’s man Jason Trawick has worked himself up into a lather and told the singer that she smells a little bit toxic and needs to shower more often – or she’s dumped.

Those close to her – although we’re guessing they’re not too close – say Britney refuses to wash her hair for days and often doesn’t change her clothes.

A smell-conscious friend told Heat: “Britney’s not the type to cover herself in pretty-smelling lotions. She hates washing her hair, so sometimes it can smell downright sour. She’ll sometimes grab an outfit and wear it two or three times a week. Recently she put on a sundress for the third day in a row, but Jason refused to leave the house with her until she put on something else.”

It sounds like Britney’s cleaned up her act since Jason mentioned her whiffy aroma, and has been changing more regularly. Friends have said the singer’s hygiene problem is down to laziness – and the fact that she’s so used to having an army of stylists dressing her that she can’t be bothered to do it herself.

“She was the same when she was with K-Fed,” said one friend.

“Thankfully, she’s trying more now because even she knows you couldn’t think of a more embarrassing reason for a relationship to break down.”

There’s been recent sightings of Britney wearing the same outfit twice in one week, and her hair really speaks for itself, so I’m going to go ahead and believe this story, or at least believe that there’s a grain of truth to it.  And while I think that’s so sad, it’s really just another chapter in the saga of Britney Spears and her zany ways.

Hurry up with that new album, Britney, so we can once again wipe your crazy slate clean and praise you for good-time music!