Aug 26, 2010 at 03:00 pm by Molls

Everyone’s been saying that Mariah Carey is doing what J.Lo did re: her pregnancy. You know, waiting until she’s practically got an arm and a leg dangling from her vadge before she confirms anything. Today she finally made a statement about the rumors and while she didn’t say she was pregnant, she definitely didn’t say she wasn’t:

“I appreciate everyone’s well wishes. But I am very superstitious. When the time is right, everyone will know–even Cindi Berger.”

Cindi Berger, of course, is Mariah’s publicist. So she hasn’t even mentioned that extra weight in the shape of a baby that she’s carrying around to her publicist. And she’s superstitious? Mimi’s with child, y’all. She is most definitely with child. If she wasn’t pregnant, she’d just say that she’s not pregnant… but if she’s superstitious and she’s a slightly older woman who’s never been pregnant before and she’s keeping her mouth shut, then homegirl’s having a baby. I’m obviously not her OB/GYN. I’ve never been inside of her bits to know for sure, but I’d put money on there being a little Carey-Cannon in our near future.

3 Responses to “Mariah is Probably Pregnant”

  1. Jizzle says:

    She’s totally knocked up. That black princess style gown is cut very loose in the stomach, with puckering from extra fabric. If she were just fat, why would you only build in extra fabric right around the stomach?

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