Yeah, ladies! He’s single! The line can form directly behind me!
After almost our entire year has been rocked by cheating scandals in Hollywood, the dude that started the trend, Tiger Woods, is now officially divorced from his wife Elin Nordegren. The couple reported to Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Fla. to finalize the agreement today.
Elin’s peeps have released the following statement:
“We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us.”
Although no details of the agreement have been made public at this point, it’s rumored that Elin could receive up to 100 million dollars in alimony. Damn. Too bad it only cost her her pride, right? I’d be pumping him for more cash than that, if he even has it to spare.