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Are You Excited About The Joaquin Phoenix Documentary?

If you are excited, good, I’m glad we can share that.  If not, go ahead and watch this trailer so you can listen to someone compare life to water on a mountain or something and watch Joaquin fight some dude on a bed and show off his belly, among several other things.

The movie comes out on September 10, and there’s still confusion over whether the documentary is supposed to be for real or not.  If it is for real, then I hope he can work out whatever caused his plethora of issues.  If it’s not for real, then that would make Joaquin a better actor than anyone ever gave fim credit for (and people gave him a lot of credit). Regardless, it’s going to be crazy:  cocaine, call girls, and those classic rapping skills.  I’m going to get ahead of myself and say that someone  already deserves an Oscar for this work.

Also, Joaquin Phoenix needs to stop looking like Zach Galifianakis. Whenever I get excited because Zach Galifianakis is rapping or jumping off the stage to fight a heckler, it turns out to be crazy ol’ Joaquin Phoenix, and I just get so upset.  Find a new look, Joaquin, this one’s taken.

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  • Can’t stand this guy or is creepy lip scar. He either needs to up the meds or cut back on them significantly.

  • this looks awesome. whatever character JP has become and for whatever reason he did it, it consumed his life. it’s like he took the ridiculousness of our society and hollywood and hooked it up to a speed machine. it took marlon brando and orson welles years to become big fat crazy fools (with genius locked inside), JP’s done it in like four or five, put it out there in subtle and not so subtle ways, and now, apparently filmed all of it for our enjoyment. rock on.

    written and directed by casey affleck? even better, this is going to be fun.

    this kind of obscure art doesn’t come around very often. check out the lore of the Beaver Trilogy…when it happens, it’s weird and wonderful.

  • wow this mockumentary looks like a piece of shit. rich dudes with too much time on their hands! awesome.

  • @Blah – creepy lip scar? UM HELLO? dude was born with a cleft palate and had no control over that?

    I personally cannot wait to see it. Real or not its really something!

  • Trash entertainer trying to make a statement about how we’re living in a trash culture? What could go wrong — it’s a can’t miss.

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  • aww man! I wish he would cut that bird’s nest off of his head. he was hot in gladiator (and as johnny cash) Put the drugs down man!

  • Love it how this stupid editor first rags on drug users, whinges about Britney and Lohan being drug addicts and whores, not getting help, making “fools of themselves” blah blah … then as soon as some B-grade celeb hipster makes a “cool” doco about “being cool” and “taking drugs” she’s “really looking forward to it” (presumably because it’s “so cool”).

    Seriously, get off the hipster bandwagon – you’re pathetic Emily. Typical silly woman.

  • Now that “I’m Still Here” has been reported as a Hoax in most major news ie, NYTimes, Washington Post, Phila,Inquirer, LA Times etc does anybody still think Joaquin Phoenix needs to be back on meds?