Today's Evil Beet Gossip

You Oughta Know Who’s Pregnant

Duh! And didn’t Beet predict this, like, six times or something? Yup, thought so.

Alanis Morissette follows the lead of other talented songstresses who marry and accept seed from ridiculously-named and much-less-known men and officially announces that she’s pregnant with “rapper” SoulEye’s child — though we’ve pretty much known since June.

See? Aren’t you glad, Alanis, that the whole thing with Dave Coulier didn’t work out? I knew you’d meet your souleye mate one day.

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