I mean, you know, if you count a girl who looks absolutely nothing like Lindsay whatsoever, with much smaller tits and a love of wine instead of pills, you’d get what the Hustler-sponsored Lindsay Lohan-alike porn is supposed to be like.
The porn star Scarlett Fay (as photographed above) is covered in what’s supposed to be cocaine, but that’s just another unrealistic move on Hustler’s part — as if Lindsay would be that frivolous. Waste not, want not, right?
The only thing they got right was the grubby hands. But that was a cop-out (and sheer coincidence), I’m sure. All porn stars probably have grubby hands underneath their four-inch Lucite-strong manicures. This chick just couldn’t afford to get hers filled this month, so she gnawed the tips off.
So, Linds? I’m actually kind of offended on your part. Go figure.
You can check out all of the promo shots for the movie over on The Superficial — uncensored and all, you skeeve.
Image courtesy of The Superficial
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