Snooki and I came to similar realizations this week: Maybe there’s no reason to start drinking before the sun goes down. In fact, maybe you should wait to start drinking until several hours after the sun has gone down, if you even have to drink at all.
“I need to calm down with drinking,” she tells The Post. “I can’t be drinking in the middle of the day.”
The bust “definitely embarrassed my family. I don’t want to end up like that. That’s not a good image. My dad was very, very pissed. He was like, ‘I didn’t raise you like this.’ “
I hate to say this (for Lohan’s sake), but Miss Lindsay probably would have done well in life if she had more self-control and a dad like Snooki’s. At some point, regardless of how much of a party animal you are on the inside, you have to find a balance in your life. For many people, that involves some kind of reality check (like getting arrested!), and your true character is determined by how you choose to react in the face of that.