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Lady Gaga Talks About Bad Romances, Drugs, and Her Vagina

That wacky songstress we all know and some of us love has graced the cover of September’s Vanity Fair. The issue won’t be available for a few more days, but until then, here are a couple of quotes to tide you over:

On relationships: “I’m perpetually lonely. I’m lonely when I’m in relationships. It’s my condition as an artist. I’m drawn to bad romances. And my song [“Bad Romance”] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me. I’m quite celibate now; I don’t really get time to meet anyone.”

On her former drug use: “All I will say is I hit rock bottom, and it was enough to send a person over the edge. My mother knew the truth about that day, and she screamed so loud on the other end of the phone, I’ll never forget it. And she said, ‘I’m coming to get you.’” Gaga says they went to her 82-year-old grandmother’s house in West Virginia. “I cried. I told her I thought my life was over and I have no hope and I’ve worked so hard, and I knew I was good. What would I do now? And she said, ‘I’m gonna let you cry for a few more hours. And then after those few hours are up, you’re gonna stop crying, you’re gonna pick yourself up, you’re gonna go back to New York, and you’re gonna kick some ass.’”

On sex:  “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”

Despite wanting to curl in a ball and fade into unconsciousness when her songs come on the radio or at the club, I think she gives a pretty interesting interview.  I’m going to keep an eye out for the full interview, and if she gives any more hilarious quotes about her vagina, you guys will be the first to know.

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  • Re: “On Relationships” — Yes, when your a self-absorbed drama queen, it can be very difficult to find a guy and retain a long term relationship. Most men with an IQ above 20 will pretty much catch on after about day 5 that it’s all about YOU and proceed to run for their lives.

    Re: “On her former drug use” — I wish Grandma had never answered the door. We could have all been spared.

    Re: “On sex” — After listening to couple of your songs, it appears that you must be having more often than you’re admitting to, ’cause there doesn’t appear to be any creativity left to come out of there.

  • Evilbeetdouche and Senor Loco, your impotent jealousy speaks louder than your silly words.

    Lady G. gives good interview and she works harder and is more honest than most people who are tabloid fodder. So keep crying in your beer, baby boys.

    • Hector sweetheart, while I’m not so sure you could have provided or a more groundless and inane reply, I am certain it couldn’t have possibly been more gay in tone. Sorry, but when you compare someone like Lady Gag-Gag to the likes of great female performers like Diana Ross, Karen Carpenter, Billie Holiday, and Linda Ronstadt, there’s just simply no there there. Hit up iTunes sometime and listen to a few samples of these much superior singers and then you’ll know what true entertainment and music is all about, and see how much more talent it requires compared to the commercialized, gimmicky, glitzy garbage that she’s hashing out.

  • Wow, her ego is massive. All she talks about is her self and her
    “creavity.” Jesus lady! If this was someone you knew or just any regular person talking about themselves in such a way all the time , you people would say the same thing…I bet she has pictures of herself on the ceiling above her bed.

  • to “person”…

    Are you fucking retarded? “All she talks about is herself and her creativity”. It’s a fucking interview…what is she supposed to talk about? You? I just went to her concert and all she talked about was social issues and her charity. Do your homework next time you ignorant twit!

    Oh and Señor Loco…
    I despise you because of your comments about Gaga but have to admit, BOTH responses were witty as hell. I’d banter with you any day!

  • She should be called Lady Vajaja. She probably has more bedbugs in her bed then Paris Hilton’s. I have never heard of a more waste of airways since Justin’s Beaver or is it Beiber lol. I hope she goes away fast.