“If you think I’m going to sit here and pass judgment on Miley, you’re wrong. I think she’s beautiful. I love her. She’s trying to grow up, you know, I remember when I was horny and young.”

- Dolly Parton defending her goddaughter Miley Cyrus’ sexy new style to MSNBC.

If you had to guess which Facebook fan page (those groups you join to show support for your favorite TV show or actress or snack food) had the most members, what would you say? My guess would be something popular amongst high school and college kids (who I would assume are the most active group of users), more or less gender neutral, and something that Christians and hethens alike can get down with. Like that show Lost or maybe that band Nickelback that everyone seems to love so much.

The people over at PopCrunch have been monitoring the most popular fan pages, and the list after the jump might surprise you.

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Yesterday in Hyde Park, Lily Allen performed what she called her last gig in the UK for quite some time. The singer (one of my faves) said that she was going to retire from the biz after her second album to concentrate on starting a family. This news was pretty upsetting to most of her fans, but like most retirements in this industry, I doubt Lily will stay out of the game for long.

Check out these photos of Lily performing yesterday at the 2010 Wireless Festival:

So yeah, that waitress that allegedly punched poor Lindsay on her birthday?  She isn’t just an ordinary waitress:  her name is Jasmine Waltz, and she’s dated people like Ryan Seacrest and Doug Reinhardt. She also dated this rugby player who – get this – was hanging out with Lindsay at her birthday party.  The plot thickens!

Sadly, according to Jasmine, Lindsay was lying about the punch:

“All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional.  I did not hit her, but I’d like to.”

Lindsay responded to that remark in writing to RadarOnline with her trademark eloquence:

“Hahahahahahahahaha”

I am so excited about this.  Can you imagine all the adventures to be had between that ol’ crazy Lohan and this awesome waitress?  It might just be me being hopeful, but I can already see that special brand of “you stole my man” fighting that only the best trashy girls can pull off.  Don’t let me down, ladies!

Kristen Stewart is way more paranoid and worried and borderline irrational than anyone could have ever imagined.  Poor lass.  [Celebslam]

Hey Stephen Dorff! I thought you died. [popbytes]

The best Twilight review of all-fucking-time. [Pajiba]

If Lindsay goes to jail, it’s totally OK because she’s a “tough bitch.” Eyeroll. Yes, Lindsay, everyone’s afraid of getting the herp. We all know this. [Celebitchy]

The greasiest dude east of the Jersey Shore has a kid now. [Amy Grindhouse]

The greatest 4th of July supermodel nip-slip gift of all time. This time. NSFW. [CityRag]

Courtney Love used to stab Kurt Cobain. Next up in completely unsurprising news: Courtney Love is crazy. [Pop on the Pop]

Olivia Munn was “surprised” that she’d have to go “nude” for Playboy. I thought geeks were supposed to be smart? [Zelda Lily]

I heard Liz Phair’s new album was kinda bum. Have you guys listened to it yet? [OMGBlog]

Reese Witherspoon looks better and better as the days go by. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

In a recent interview, Elle MacPherson was asked about her interest in Chinese medicine, and she admitted to consuming powdered rhino horn.  She said that it tastes “a little bit like crushed bone and fungus in a capsule,”  but it “does the job.”  Ok, let’s dissect this real quick.

Rhino horns have been used to treat a variety of ailments for centuries, and although research has shown that the horns don’t contain any real healing qualities, they are still extremely sought after.  The demand for rhino horns has led to the animals being on the verge of extinction.  If you’re so inclined, you can find some graphic photos of rhinos who have had their horns cut off slowly bleeding to death.  Then there are all the cases of poachers killing people who are attempting to protect a rhino.

But hey, by all means, Elle, go ahead and exotically treat your headache or whatever.  It makes you look totally interesting.