Jul 07, 2010 at 09:16 am by Sarah

Live together in perfect haarrrmmmonnneeee …

Uh, yeah. Wrong post.

Amy Winehouse was photographed early this morning, holding hands with a rather attractive gentleman-caller who is definitely not Reg Traviss, her current “boyfriend.”

The couple was spotted leaving a pub in London this morning, and neither looked too pleased that their pictures were being snapped.

But come on. Who, in a sober frame of mind, would really be pleased to be photographic evidence that Amy Winehouse has people who aren’t afraid of getting the mange to hold her hand?

Jul 07, 2010 at 08:21 am by Sarah

Though the divorce hasn’t even been finalized, it hasn’t stopped Eddie Cibrian’s estranged wife from continually speaking out about her husband’s affair with country star, Leann Rimes. Brandi’s latest interview emerges from the depths of In Touch, where she calls Eddie and Leann both cheaters. Again. She also insinuates that they both need professional help, but she wants to be friends with the new couple, too:

“They’re both cheaters,” Eddie Cibrian’s soon-to-be-ex, Brandi Glanville, tells In Touch exclusively. “I hope he gets help, but if he’s a cheater, he’s going to cheat forever.”

When Eddie Cibrian left his wife, Brandi Glanville, for singer Leann Rimes, it took her a long time to forgive. But she’ll never forget what he did to her — and thinks Leann shouldn’t, either.

“I don’t know how she deals with it, that he was lying to both of us,” Brandi, 36, tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. Brandi, who still lived with her husband for three months after his affair was exposed, adds that until the scandal broke, “there was no lull in our sex life.”

“They’re both cheaters,” she says. “I hope he gets help, but if he’s a cheater, he’s going to cheat forever. The great thing is, it doesn’t affect me anymore. I’m done.”

Indeed, though Brandi has definitely moved on and has a new boyfriend, she’s confident that she and her ex can have a civil relationship.

“I know Eddie loves me — I’m the mother of his children. But it’s a different kind of love now,” she says. “I do have resentment toward him, but I still wish him well. I hope we can all be friends one day, to be honest.”

What do you think? Will this unlikely trio be sitting down for anything more than a good, old-fashioned hair-pulling anytime soon?

… Nah, me either.

Jul 07, 2010 at 07:33 am by Sarah

But come on. Who wouldn’t cry if they were told to not pass blow go, not collect $200, and go directly (OK, in a couple weeks, anyway) to jail?

We have an exclusive video of Lindsay’s plea to judge Marsha Revel, but as you’re all aware, it was rendered fruitless.

I’m definitely with Beet on this one; I love Lindsay. I want nothing more for her than to do this jail thing, serve even the majority of the time, and come out to kick ass in fixing her life. I want a Mean Girls redux, another “album,” and more (sober) wacked-out family drama involving America’s Favorite Asshat, Michael Lohan. I want the real Linds to re-emerge after the dust settles. I want her to leave her fragile, broken shell of an existence in the antiseptic prison cells that she’ll call “home” for a period of time, and I want her never to turn back.

This is it, Lindsay. This is finally your chance to straighten the fuck up. I’m not gonna lie — I’m rather amused by the photos and coverage that your ass is getting, because drama is so delish, but hey. The only one who’s going to fix this for you is you. Jail kind of did wonders for Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, so once again, follow others’ footsteps. This time it might actually do you some good.

I’ll pulling for you too, girl, so don’t be crazy in between now and July 20th. Check on into LA’s famed hoosegow, and let its lime green walls soothe your broken spirit.

Jul 07, 2010 at 06:31 am by Sarah

Yeah, this’d be Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian’s ex, and Amber Rose, Kanye’s ex (according to sources as Us Weekly, the rapper and the, uh, “model” have taken a break).

The two were photographed at a 4th of July party somewhere in the Hamptons this past weekend, and supposedly, the two are getting it on. I kind of don’t care either way, but hey. The picture’s pretty funny, and funny’s always open for interpretation, right?

Jul 06, 2010 at 04:05 pm by Evil Beet

This afternoon, Judge Marsha Revel (who cares about Lindsay Lohan) sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail followed by 90 days in an inpatient rehab as a result of probation violations stemming from her 2007 DUI. The prosecutor, Danette Meyers (who cares about Lindsay Lohan), told the judge that Lindsay has been consistently skipping her alcohol ed classes and disrespecting the judge’s orders.

Her father, Michael Lohan (who cares about Michael Lohan and never about Lindsay Lohan), wrote a letter to the court begging the judge not to send his daughter to jail but rather to a private inpatient rehab. Because, ya know, 30 days of inpatient have worked so well for Lindsay the past four times she’s tried it.

Lindsay broke down crying in the courtroom, after telling the judge that she did the best she could to comply with orders. The judge had no mercy for her; Lindsay is expected to report for her 90 days in jail on July 20. Something tells me she’ll be doing more than the 84 minutes she served for an offense back in 2007.

Look, all I have to say is THANK GOD. I’m so relieved about this. And it’s not because I hate Lindsay Lohan. It’s because I love Lindsay Lohan. It’s because I have such a deep fondness for her. It’s because I’ve watched her grow up and I’ve watched her struggle and I’ve watched her hate and be hated and use and be used and fall in and out of courtrooms and bars and scandals and it all feels so exhausting and cyclical and doomed. My heart breaks for her again and again. This poor kid never had a chance. She was set up to fail.

All I want in the whole wide world for Lindsay Lohan is for someone to force her to actually spend six months sober and take a good hard look at the insanity that has become her life. And maybe, just maybe, for her to have the opportunity to surrender to all this, just stop fighting, and change the way she lives. I don’t want a dead Lindsay Lohan on my hands. I want a healthy, happy Lindsay Lohan on my hands, so that I can make fun of her outfits and her hair extensions and her albums for decades to come.

Lindsay, thank your lucky goddamn stars that someone in this world decided to step the fuck up and try to save your life. I hope you serve a full 90 days in jail and then I hope you do a full 90 days at an inpatient and I hope it changes you in all the ways you have fought so hard to not be changed. I hope what feels like the end can turn out to be your beginning.

Jul 06, 2010 at 03:30 pm by Molls

Ugh. Well, this is nothing like the Channing Tatum dick-burning incident of early 2010.

This weekend, Tori Spelling’s husband, Dean McDermott Tweeted that he was suffering some complications with the catheter that he has to use after getting in a biking accident. According to his Tweets, his catheter slipped out and tore a hole in the tip of his penis. The cut wound up giving him a fever that resulted in a trip to the hospital. OK, gross.

It’s not even that it’s TMI to talk about accidents involving your private parts. Like I said, this isn’t like when Channing Tatum messed up his junk with some burning water. Because Channing Tatum is hot and the thought of him having a penis doesn’t completely offend me. Dean, on the other hand, gives me a serious case of the willies (no pun intended), and to read the play-by-play on penis injury is truly disgusting.

Tori, how can you unleash him on us?