“My name is Lady GaGa and I used to sit right over there, way far in the back and way up top… I used to stare at this side of the room, and I used to think, ‘I’m gonna be up there.’ Every second you watch me on this stage, you remember, I was sitting where you are.”

- Lady Gaga during her sold-out show at Madison Square Garden

Taylor Momsen is in the press for making absurd comments again. She had harsh words for survivors of the earthquake in Haiti and been “I’m not looking to be Miley f***ing Cyrus. I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride.” Although the blonde star wants to avoid comparisons with Miley, 17, she insists she doesn’t have a problem with her personally, just the Disney show ‘Hannah Montana’ that catapulted her to fame. She added to this month’s UK issue of FHM magazine: “I’m not dissing Miley personally. However, I do think the Disney bubblegum s**t that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression. I don’t know Miley, but musically we’re different. To compare us because of our age is silly. curt with interviewers, and now she wants to make it clear that that loser, Miley Cyrus? That loser is NOTHING like her.

Taylor told the UK’s version FHM:

I’m not looking to be Miley f***ing Cyrus. I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride. I’m not dissing Miley personally. However, I do think the Disney bubblegum s**t that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression. I don’t know Miley, but musically we’re different. To compare us because of our age is silly.

She’s actually said something kind of like this before, but calling her “Miley fucking Cyrus” feels pretty brilliant to me. Taylor Momsen is going to be fine. She’s no Lohan, that’s for sure. Where Lohan hid her rebellion from us, Taylor’s going balls-out wild in public and she’s not really doing anything that bad, just some swear words and hooker clothes and bad eye makeup.

Damn. You know you’re dealing with a crunk-ass bitch when she takes to her manicure to diss you. Shit.

Yesterday, Gawker (and everyone else) pointed out that Lindsay Lohan had the words “Fuck U” painted in tiny letters at her probation hearing. People are saying the words, which some think were written by Lindz while she was actually in the court room, are directed toward the judge, but I doubt that. I don’t even know if Lindsay’s smart enough to think of that. I bet this is probably her standard nail art and when she got her manicure earlier in the week, she had Mike over at CT Nails or whatever paint on her classy little message. If she was getting a manicure for court, do you think she would have gone for the pastel tie-dyed look?

The bottom line here is that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t think. She didn’t think she was blowing off the court-appointed alcohol classes, she didn’t think when she was Hoovering her life savings away, she didn’t think when she was speeding up PCH in a drunken state, and so she most certainly didn’t think about the way having “Fuck U” written on her nails in court would look. She’s young, entitled and flippant about her bad behavior. And that’s why she’s going to jail. ‘Cause of shit like that.

Well, there’s been some Oliva Munn drama over at our sister site ZeldaLily lately and while normally I am both Team ZL and Team I Can’t Stand That Olivia Munn, I have to say that her comments on her role as a woman person in Hollywood really made me respect her.

In the clip above, Munn tells HollywoodLife:

Women out there who try to break other women down and compartmentalize them and say that we’re all different, that we’re not all just human beings trying to fuckin’ make it, those people are the people that are bringing down women, and actually the whole reason that people need to feel like this. Because there’s people like that saying, ‘Oh, we’re not good enough because we’re completely different. I’m an ethnic female who came to Hollywood without any connections and I busted my ass and my mom busted her ass to get me through college, and all this stuff… and I never asked for a handout and I’ve never tried to use anything beside my own sweat and blood and talent to get somewhere.

I’ve wondered for years what this chick’s appeal is and even been angry about it, (“Why her? Why not me?”) but it doesn’t fucking matter. Her success shouldn’t be hurtful to anyone. No one’s should. Whether it’s someone we love or hate, if we’re debating whether or not they deserve their job, they’re winning. And I’m ALL ABOUT winners, male, female, sexy or gross.

But not in a bad way, in a “that awesome judge, Marsha Revel, is getting a psychiatrist to evaluate Lindsay and report back to her so she can make some additional decisions about Lindsay’s sentencing” way.

The psychiatrist, Dr. Sharma, is going to spend a good few hours with Lindsay, then submit his evaluation to Judge Revel before the 20th, the date Lindsay is supposed to head to jail. This is hardly the first time Dr. Sharma has done this type of evaluation, and he says that sometimes Judge Revel reduces or increases jail time based on what his evaluations say.

So far, Marsha Revel has been pretty good in dealing with Lindsay Lohan, so I’m not worried that this will change things. For the first time in probably forever, Lindsay is in capable hands, and I hope she can get back to those glory days of 2004.

I watched the first season of Jersey Shore.  I may not be proud of it, but it happened, and that’s ok.  And like several other viewers, I found Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino to be one of the most unwittingly entertaining douchebags to ever appear on trashy T.V.  I could never put my finger on what exactly was so interesting about this greasy, greasy man, but luckily, he cleared that up for me while he was chatting with People:

“Maybe it’s the abs or maybe it’s the green eyes. The Situation does look pretty good on TV, so maybe that’s what it is.”

Noted.  He went on to talk about himself in the third person some more, but he put that on hold when he was talking about his future in acting:

“This is just a way into the door for me. Reality is a stepping stone for me. Being one of the biggest names in reality or the country or the world or whatever, I definitely want to start moving into scripted and films in another year or two.”

One of the biggest names in reality television?  Maybe.  In the country?  No.  In the world?  Just hush up right now.  Oh, but please do films, The Situation.  Please.  That way I can go ahead and give up on the fate of the world entirely and snuggle up in preparation for the Apocalypse, because I’m pretty sure if you check Revelations, this is one of the signs.