My junkie boyfriend, Pete Doherty, is having some health problems again. Yesterday, The Babyshambles were set to perform a show in France, but when fans arrived to the venue, they were told that Pete was in the hospital and that the show would have to be rescheduled.

Reports from outside the show are saying that many fans were crying, sure that Pete must have overdosed in order to wind up in the hospital. Other fans who except Pete to keep his heroin-loving act together just long enough to play “Fuck Forever”, were pissed. “Three young Italian girls were really mad. They drove four hours from Italy to see Pete Doherty and couldn’t believe the gig was canceled. One of them was really furious and shouted, ‘I can’t believe he did that! It cost us time and money to come all the way from Italy.’”

As of right now there’s no update on what happened to Pete and whether or not he’ll be back on his feet any time soon, but I’m sure that that resilient dude will be more than OK. Well, he’ll at least continue to live. For a little while.

We knew that this tape existed, but to hear it really brings the monster that is Mel Gibson to life. The above NSFW (and not safe for life) audio clip is of the actor tearing into his ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva about everything from how she’s probably poisoning her child with her breast milk to the size of her fake breasts and how her style of dress is probably going to get her raped. If this was a movie villain and not a real one, I’m thinking Mel could win an Oscar for this rant.

In a way I don’t know how it helps us to hear a tape like this. We should all already know that it’s inappropriate to speak to someone in this manner, and I don’t think it’s been a question for quite some time whether or not Mel Gibson is a goodhearted Christian (he so obviously is not.) I feel like all hearing a tape like this does is desensitize us to this kind of language. Remember how unshocking that Alec Baldwin voicemail was after you listened to it and laughed a few times?

Late last month, Megan Fox wed her on-again-off-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green in a small ceremony. While the marriage itself seems like it’s going to be a horrible idea (don’t you think they kinda just got married to ‘get it over with’? Like, they somehow thought they’d stop breaking up if they finally got hitched?), the ring, which was just spotted yesterday, is pretty gorgeous.

Assuming that rock is real and Megan didn’t buy it for herself, it says a lot about BAG’s ability to scrimp and save. With that guy working as little as he does, you know he used some of his David Silver money to pay for that diamond.

The LA times just did a profile on Christina Hendricks and it was accompanied by a handful of absolutely stunning shots of the actress. Perhaps the article was to remind Mad Men fans that the show is coming back soon, but all it reminded me of was the fact that Christina Hendricks is a lot better looking than me and nearly everyone I know. Check out the stunning shots of the actress in the gallery and chime in in the comments about what you think’s going to happen with Joan this season.

I know there’s a lot of Liza Minnelli fans out there, but she’s the stuff my nightmares are made out of. This makes me, amongst other things, a horrible gay man and I realize that. So while this spoof of Lady Gaga’s epic “Telephone” video starring Christine Pedi as Liza Minnelli and Carol Channing is going to keep me awake tonight, I’m sure there are more than enough of you who will enjoy it. And I should add that my horror is truly a testament to Christine Pedi’s talent, because she knocks Liza out of the park in this video.

Last week it was reported that Jon Gosselin had his new girlfriend, Ellen Ross’ name tattooed on his back. This week it’s being reported that Jon fucked up and her name is spelled wrong.

Jon has a huge dragon holding a scroll inked on his back and the names of his children have been tattooed on the scroll in Korean. Jon’s gesture to his new lady was to add her name on there too, but something got lost in translation and he wound up having the name “Aaron” tattooed on his back. Aaron. Like, the dude’s name.

What JonJon is going to do about this error is still up in the air. I suggest he either goes gay or has more kids, one of which he can name Aaron. I think admitting that the tattoo was a horrible, stupid mistake is too obvious, though.