We’re a day late on these, and I apologize, but I swear I couldn’t find them on the photo services until tonight.

All our favorite Hills castmembers were there: Audrina! Stephanie! Lo! Brody! Holly! Kristen! COCAINE! (not pictured)

And LAUREN CONRAD, who looks fucking fantastic and happy and wonderful and OMG I love you so much Lauren Conrad. There was NEVER a show after you left! And you are BY FAR the most beautiful of all these people and it doesn’t look like you’ve had a stitch of work done. I’m so happy for you that you ditched this train before it wrecked.

Conspicuously absent: Heidi and Spencer. Because they’re fucking insane and weren’t invited. Seriously, though, I was talking with a girlfriend yesterday about how freakin’ tragic it is for Heidi that this show ever happened to her. Like, she was this perfectly nice, cute girl from Colorado with a lovely future ahead of her who is now pretty much the textbook definition of what it looks like when someone gets sucked into Hollywood. Her face and body are mutilated. Her family hates her. Her marriage was a sham and her “husband” is a candidate for a lobotomy. I hate to say it, but I feel awful for her. I don’t know how you even begin to pick up the pieces after your life has become so shattered.

Lastly: I hate Kristin Cavallari as much as the next person, but I would give up a finger or two for her legs. This bitch gives Jen Aniston a run for her money.

For four years we’ve watched The Hills grow from a Laguna Beach spin-off to one of the highest rated shows on cable to a nearly unwatchable faux-reality snoozefest and last night it all came to an end. And it honestly was one of the best finale’s I’ve seen in a minute.

After wrapping up all of the story lines and addressing that pretty much everyone in the cast is ready to move on to a life without The Hills crew following them, the series ended with the above montage. Natasha Bedingfield sings a slow jammy version of the show’s theme over the cast members doing “moving on” type things, like hugging their boyfriends and looking happy and secure. We’re prepared to let them go knowing that they’re all about to go off and live life. Then they cut to the last thing we’ll ever see: Brody Jenner standing in front of the Hollywood sign, watching his ex-girlfriend Kristin leave for the airport. And then the background starts moving and a studio backlot is revealed. Kristin hops out of the car and she and Brody high-five as the camera lifts off of them and into one of those aerial shots that made up like, a third of the show.  Yo, they were in on their own bit.

The Hills started the week I moved to Los Angeles, and last week I celebrated my four year anniversary in this town. This show, lame as it is to say, has been a part of my life and experience here. I cried when Lauren and Heidi stopped being friends, guys. It was like that. So it meant a lot to me that the show ended this thoughtfully. I don’t think that when cameras first started rolling on the project that they ever knew it would take them to where it did, but that’s kind of the way things work here.

Wow, this is some high school shit.

Kelly Osbourne, who seems to have been doing well the past couple of years, has reportedly split from her fiance Luke Worrall after she learned that he was cheating on her. Like so many people do these days, the two let their nasty break up play out in public via their Facebook profile statuses. At one point Kelly’s status read, “Like Worrall makes me sick!” It reads like a Valley girl wrote it, but I’m assuming it’s a typo since “i” and “u” sit next to each other on the keyboard.

Yesterday, Kelly acknowledged the situation on her Twitter, simply saying, “thank you all so much for your support but the matter is private and will not be commenting enough damage has already be done!”

It’s a shame that things had to end this way for a few reasons. 1) I thought that Kelly and Luke were pretty cute together and the happiness they shared was great motivation for her to stay sober and healthy, 2) Cheating douches need to die, and 3) Facebook break ups are so so SO tacky.

OK, so you know that True Blood dude Chris Gartin that Jennifer Aniston is supposedly dating? It turns out that the two have known each other for like, a decade because get this: Jennifer was friends with him and his wife. Meaning she knew this married couple that broke up and then she scooped in on the now-single husband. Damn. Can’t say I haven’t played the rebound before, but I also understand why Chris’ ex, Joanne Gartin is feeling mad hurt right now.

Though a friend of Joanne’s who spoke with RadarOnline said she’s “not interested” in discussing the relationship, she did acknowledge that for over ten years she considered all three people involved to be friends.

As of right now, the people who seem to be most upset about this are friends of Joanne and the tabloids, but I find it interesting that after her rocky relationship history Jennifer would do something so karmically negative.

If any of you caught Monday’s episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, you saw the absolutely trashtastic brawl that went down between Danielle, Teresa and Ashley. We already know that Danielle had Ashley arrested for assault and yesterday her lawyer told HollywoodLife that she’ll be taking both Ashley and Teresa to court for damages.

Danielle’s lawyer made the following statement about the law suit:

“I’ve never seen anything like this. We are going to use this footage and prepare a case against these women. We are seeking assault and battery charges, defamation of character and punitive damages as well. We will get restraining orders by the judge against Teresa, Ashley and all others involved. We will subpoena this women to make sure they come to court. We are going to ask to impose sanctions against these women, whatever the law allows. These things don’t end with paying a fine. It’s not over … I don’t know when this will ever be over. There is a freedom of speech amendment so we can’t restrain Teresa for saying things but it’s the intent behind it. This is fueling some of the work behind these people. This is some kind of conspiracy, it’s like a gang mentality.”

While it’s obvious that what took place the night in question was seriously disturbing for all involved, I think it’s pretty obvious that Danielle is desperate to stay relevant and probably looking for a meal ticket. During the first season of the show Danielle was extremely clear that she wasn’t willing to work to pay her bills, and you know it’s those types who are always quick to sue.

She just seems so damned likable, doesn’t she? Plus, she dated Heath Ledger (RIP, you talented, talented buddy, you), Spike Jonze (another uber-talented dude that seemed pretty nice to boot), and most recently — and allegedly, of course — Ryan Gosling. Who is just … amazing. All pretty solid choices, at least from an outsider’s perspective.

Shelly (can I call you Shelly, dear? OK, cool.  Shelly it is.) just seems terribly down-to-earth and normal, and someone who you could totally just kick back and watch chick flicks with. Or action-splatter movies, or porn, or whatever your poison is, really. She also kind of emanates that old-Hollywood beauty, where even in schleppy sweat-shorts and a really unfortunate-looking tank top (or whatever the fuck that thing up there is), she looks classy and refined.

Above, Michelle is photographed taking a smoke break on her latest film project, Take This Waltz, which is being filmed in Toronto, Canada.

Oh, and by the way, has anyone seen that movie I was telling you about, Blue Valentine with Williams in it? Is it great? Is it awful? Isn’t the scenery beautiful, if you have seen it? Yeah. I used to live there.

So, anyway, my point is that if you don’t like Michelle Williams, or you harbor ill will toward her, it’s akin to hating baby seal pups and, like, wanting to punch them in the face.