Snooki, or Nicole Polizzi if we’re being official, was arrested yesterday in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.  While she was filming for season three of Jersey Shore, poor Snickers became a little too intoxicated and was taken in by police for disorderly conduct.  Here’s an explanation from NJ.com:

“She was being very disorderly on the beach, bothering other patrons there,” Seaside Heights Borough Administrator John Camera said. “When our police went to deal with the situation — not Mike ‘The Situation’ — they found they needed to arrest her.”

Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd said Polizzi was arrested at 3:23 p.m. and charged with disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor. She was released on her own recognizance from the borough police station at 7:05 p.m.

If she is found guilty in municipal court, Polizzi faces up to a $1,000 fine and community service, Boyd said.

I can never decide if I am envious of Snooki for getting paid to be a hot drunk mess on various beaches or if I am proud that only a handful of people know about my own drunken exploits. Looking at these photos, I’m going to go with proud for now.

“I would rather have a prostate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than have a Facebook page”.

- George Clooney on his hatred of social networking.

I’ve definitely heard other people have the same views on Facebook, but I don’t get it.  Personally, I love being able to catch up with the BFF I haven’t seen since seventh grade and seeing just how many bitches from high school are now absolute train wrecks.  What about you guys?  Is Facebook a good time, or would you rather drop your pants alongside George?

Photo via Celebitchy

Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter, Montana, wants to follow in her father’s footsteps by becoming a movie star. Unfortunately, she chose a really, really poor way to go about that:  porn.

From TMZ:

TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment – explaining, “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape.”

Unlike the celeb she admires — Montana, who also goes by the name “Chippy D,” is not arguing that her tape was stolen or obtained illegally.

We’re told the flick is set to be released in August.

There are so many things that are wrong with this.  She’s 19, and it’s not like 19-year-olds are known for making solid choices. She’s Laurence Fishburne’s daughter, so can’t she get her dad to make a couple phone calls or something instead of jumping right into porn?  She looks just like Laurence, so it’s going to be really weird to see her in porn.  Also, did no one tell her that Kim Kardashian’s tape was an amateur thing and that it was “accidentally” released?  That’s a far cry from doing an actual adult film.  It’s also really sad that she seems to think it’s going to help her develop a legitimate career.

Here’s a mental exercise:  think of all the porn stars who are also taken seriously as actors and make a list.  Can you think of any?  Yeah, neither can I.  Tough break, Montana.

I saw these photos and I had to share them with you because they are like, such a moment in time. It’s Ann-Margret celebrating her Emmy Nomination (a couple weeks late?) with the stars of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. These photos are more or less everything I love about entertainment in one photo: old school babes, sex crimes, Christopher Meloni and beautiful flowers. If Nicki Minaj could rap over these photos, they’d be perfect. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

We don’t normally cover the comic book beat, but we do cover the “awesome gay stuff” beat, so here’s this: The new issue of Spiderman is going to have a gay couple getting their make out on on the front cover! Is big deal? No! And that’s what’s so great about it. A milestone perhaps, but definitely not a big deal. It’s just two dudes making out in the park, as two people in love have to right to do.

Here’s the plot of this Spidey installment for any of you who give a care:

Poor Peter Parker. All his friends hate him, his girlfriend has stopped speaking to him and to top it off, the whole world despises Spider-Man. What’s a dude to do?? How about save the world and maybe meet the new love of his life? Fan-favorite BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS (NEW AVENGERS) and rising Ultimate sensation, SARA PICHELLI (RUNAWAYS) bring you a new and exciting Spider-Man story you don’t want to miss!!

The issue comes out 10/27 and while I don’t know anything about graphic novels and their collectability (Shhh, yes. That is a word.) , I’d say that that this might be an issue you want to get your hands on and keep in a plastic envelope for your great grandkids to sell when they’re about to lose their home.

We’ve definitely heard what Mel Gibson has to say about “the tapes”, but until now we’ve really heard very little, if anything, from Oksana Grigorieva, the target of Mel’s brutal rants. Oksana spoke with Radar about the recordings and for real? I don’t think this chick’s a bad person.

In the interview Oksana doesn’t elaborate much, but generally confirms that she released the tapes for her own safety and to force Mel to leave her alone. She says that any accusations of an extortion plot are lies made up by Mel as part of a smear campaign against her. None of this comes across as particularly convincing, but it’s also believable.

One piece of information that Oksana offered was very interesting, however. She said that the tapes are actually just a tape. All the recordings were all from the same night. Meaning Mel made nearly ten rambling, threatening phone calls in just a few hours. I’m not sure if that’s better or worse than if they were spread out over time, but it explains why they were all recorded in the first place. Oksana told Radar, “Everything, by the way, this is really important, all the tapes that you hear on the Internet, all of them were recorded that one night. The tapes, as you call them, the voicemails, everything was recorded that night because I was in fear for my life.”

That paints a pretty nasty picture, huh? A mother at home receiving a series of phone calls from the man who she counts on for financial support threatening her physically? Terrifying. I’m not sure if she went about outing Mel as a monster in the right way, but I can’t say I blame her.