Michael Lohan is facing some pretty terrible accusations again, this time that he beat up his fiance, Kate Major. Kate filed a police report with the Southampton Town Police, and what she claims he did to her is pretty serious stuff:

From TMZ:

We’re told Kate Major claims … on Monday at around 2 PM, just before Michael flew to L.A. for Lindsay Lohan’s hearing, they began arguing and Michael allegedly shoved her over a chair, injuring her shoulder.

Sources say Major claims while she was on the ground Michael kicked her in the face.

Of course Michael is denying that he ever even touched Kate, and while Miss Major is known for being somewhat of a famewhore, I don’t think she’s bogus enough to make these kind of false claims. And we can’t forget that this isn’t the first time Lindsay’s dad has been accused of beating up a lady.

Can’t they just keep this guy locked up?

Oh, I am just so concerned. I am really concerned after seeing this photo. You guys, that’s the back of multimillionaire and international pop sensation Britney Spears’ head.

It’s looks like what happened to your Barbie dolls hair after you got them wet and tried to comb it out with a regular human brush. I know dogs who take care of themselves better than this. Why on earth does she insist walking around like she’s poor? Why? Is this more acting out or does she really not give a fuck about herself? Because I don’t see this as a “rebelling against Hollywood and the need to look perfect” sort of thing. If I saw this on a girl at the mall, I’d cross to the other side of courtyard because I’d assume she’s a meth head looking to pickpocket.

So give it your best shot, dear commenters. There’s so very much to say here.

While Robin Williams seems convinced that he’s the only man for the role, CinemaBlend has announced that it’s looking like that husband Joseph Gordon-Levitt might be filling Jim Carrey’s shoes if they do bring back the The Riddler.

From CinemaBlend:

First Showing has heard from a source who has laid eyes on a “casting grid” that names The Riddler as a character in Batman 3, and has Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s name alongside the character as an “interested” actor.

It’s important to know that Gordon-Levitt’s name on there is in no way confirmation that he’ll take the part, and more likely a reflection of the pervasive Internet rumors that said Nolan wanted Gordon-Levitt for the role– or at least a logical assumption that Gordon-Levitt is on the shortlist. It’s also worth noting that the Batman 3 script isn’t yet finished and there’s been no formal casting process whatsoever, so while the Riddler’s involvement in the third film may be assumed by lots of people, don’t ever stop expecting the Nolan brothers to switch things up at the last minute.

1) I will be so bummed if they don’t use The Riddler, 2) Joseph Gordon-Levitt would be perfect for the part, 3) He’d be mentally insane to turn the role down. Not only does Broseph have the natural comedic ability to pull off the part, but I think playing a villain in a big budget superhero movie would catapult him into the next phase of his career. Like, he’d be A-list status and making mad millions on everything he did.

I’m pretty much sold. What about you guys? Do you think JGL can pull it off or is there someone else you see as The Riddler?

Too bad it’s not a movie or anything.

According to E!, Megan Fox is “thisclose” to starring in Eminem’s new music video, “Love the Way You Lie,” which is a collaboration with Rihanna for those of you who don’t listen to Eminem.  That’s pretty neat, I guess – I haven’t listened to Eminem since “Superman,” and I don’t care much for Rihanna – but guess who else is already going to be in the video?

Dominic Monaghan!  Or Charlie from Lost or one of the adorable hobbits from Lord of the Rings. It doesn’t matter, because no matter what you remember him from, he’s going to be undeniably, preciously out of place in an Eminem video, and I cannot wait to see it.

And if Megan does appear in the video, she and Dominic will have some “really intense” sexy scenes.  Amidst Eminem’s rapping.  Why has this not happened years ago?

Amidst the madness of Lindsay Lohan Goes to Jail Day, a poor, poor rapper-turned-TV star got arrested, and no one cared. But as the dust settles around the bullshit, other celebrity news is slowly becoming relevant and/or hilarious, and Ice-T’s saga is one of those stories.

Yeah, Ice-T got arrested yesterday for driving without a seatbelt.  He was taken into custody, but he was released shortly afterwards, and he did what Lindsay cannot do:  he tweeted about it:

Some punk bitch rookie cop named Fisher #10026 Made the arrest of his bullshit career today. Arresting the Notorious Ice T for no seatbelt..

Out in 20 min. Come on son!

He said “I know who you are and I don’t give a fuck!” That was right after I called him a punk bitch..

Ok, I admittedly don’t know a ton about hip hop, but I’m pretty sure there’s only one Notorious rapper, Ice-T, so you can go ahead and stop that noise right this second.  Also, how hilarious is it that the guy that did “Cop Killer” plays a cop on television, and that he got arrested for such a lame reason? It’s like funny, twice removed.

You know, child abuse allegations are serious business, and naturally, child abuse itself is even worse. As you’ve all heard, Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva’s child, Lucia (a baby, for fuck’s sake), was supposed to have been in Oksana’s arms when Mel allegedly went out on one of his rages, and the child was said to be hit in my mouth by Mel himself.

RadarOnline, a normally reputable site, claims to have “exclusive” photos of the child (the baby; a tiny little baby) after she was hit in the mouth, and Radar just went ahead and published them. I did not look at these photos, I do not want to see them, and sorry, guys, but I won’t even link in this post to where you can find them. I think releasing photos of an infant with what’s said to be facial abrasions is the height of reprehension and find anyone who’d peddle the photos (parent, photo agency, magazine, whatever) to be a fucking parasite on the dirty underbelly of the dredges of humanity.

Whether or not Mel and Oksana have gone through what is said to have happened is aside from the fact — a child was involved in one way or another and that child should be protected. From an abusive parent, curious onlookers and worse — gossip magazines and websites.

This has really got me upset.