This Is What Lindsay Did Before Jail

In the days before Lindsay Lohan went to jail, she did a couple things.  She did that photo shoot for Complex and she had some fun at that sober living house.  She also did something else – that above video, which I’m pretty sure is NSFW.

The video is a trailer for a film Vince Offer, the ShamWow guy, wrote and directed.  As seen in the trailer, Lindsay appears in a skit in which she’s dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and murders a bunch of paparazzi with a couple handguns.  Also appearing in this film is Michael Clarke Duncan as “the gay virgin,” Bobby Lee from MadTV, and the ShamWow guy shows up, too!

Mostly it just looks like a movie that’s trying to be bad, which never seems to work out well.  Watching the trailer just made me feel like a juvenile delinquent on acid, which isn’t something I usually go for.  What about you guys?  Are you at all interested in this movie?


  1. Becca Litton says:

    I have zero intention of seeing this movie. I think I flushed something better than that trailer down the toliet recently. Let’s hope that Lindsay gets her act together soon because I’m pretty sure I’m the only one left pulling for her, for reasons even I am unsure of.

  2. pufinstuf says:

    Usually when comedy is “in your face” it’s in your face to make a point. Other than ” the guys that wrote this move have no talent.”

  3. werd says:

    y o u c a n f i n d m a n y sexy singles w h o y o u w a n t t o m e e t.

  4. meohmy says:

    I cant wait till comes out on dvd two weeks after its premier at theaters

  5. Sammy says:

    I’m not gonna lie… seing LiLo lookin all hot is definitely a +1 for me! Haha TMZ has pics of her (with the SCRAM anklet) and Vince together on set!

  6. Vince says:

    Other than the Lohan scene, this looks like the version from 1999.

  7. Sara Nolty says:

    Acting with the scram bracelet?! That is dedication and this looks beautiful in a ridiculous way. Everything I am reading at TMZ and Perez sounds like they have a love/ hate relationship (more love) with this and will be seeing it the minute it jumps into theaters.

    This is what I found at Hollywood Reporter. They are into it also apparently.

    Bobby Lee is a wild little man. All I have to say. I need to see this nowwww!

  8. jenn says:

    Vince Offer’s story is really interesting, though!

    He made a movie like this once before, and at that time he was a Scientologist. The Church was so pissed at how offensively bad that movie was, they actually took him to, like, Church-Court. (They have their own legal justice system, in fact, entirely for punishing aberrant Scientology members. The More You Know!)

    So Vince Offer left the Church, and he took on his infomercial gigs so that he could throw every dime he earned into fighting the Church of Scientology. There’s even been speculation that the whole hooker-beating thing was some kind of weird set-up aimed at kicking his infomercial career out from under him (um, success?). Anyway. While this is totally a significant low point in Lohan’s life and career, yeah, I’m totally interested in seeing this movie, because Vince Offer’s backstory is so freaky.

  9. Liza Kreig says:

    FACTOIDS! I had no idea he was a scientologist, all I know is he is a funny mo-fo. The slap chop and the sham wow commercials both are pretty entertaining and knowing “Vinces” back story makes it that much more interesting. Personally I am laughing and disturbed by this trailer, and after watching I am kind of entranced and I want more. This is just too good to be true.

    Bobby Lee is super funny also and he is in this. Lovin it.

  10. Shannon_Heels says:

    True, there is a lot of information to swallow here. I think this trailer is very different to the comedies I am used to seeing and I would like this opportunity to mix it up. Lohan for president!

  11. Steveasaur says:

    Steveasaur LIKE! I would personally like to congratulate Sham Wow & Bobby Lee for this piece of . . .comedy gold. I hope this is as “in your face” as the trailer.