Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Not Even Jail Can Prevent LiLo From Looking Fierce

Knowing that her exit from jail will be just as well documented as her entrance, Lindsay Lohan is calling in her glam squad for a pre-release beauty sesh. The actress has had her people reserve her fave hair and make up artists to be on-call 24 hours between Thursday and through the weekend. Trying to compete with Paris’ memorable discharge, Lindz?

Unfortunately, Lynwood County Jail doesn’t have the same amenities as a Beverly Hills salon. From OK:

“There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves,” an insider told PopEater. “She will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember, everyone who works at that jail hates the press. They don’t want to be bothered with all this nonsense and want to rid themselves of Lindsay as quickly as possible.”

A natural beauty like Lindsay is probably fit to hit the streets without any touch ups, so even if all she has access to is a blowdryer, I’m sure she’ll be more than fine.

2 CommentsLeave a comment

  • this post is not in typical evil beet fashion. where is the lindsay hating? (natural beauty? really?)

  • Thinking about her looks instead of her sobriety, yeah her stint in there helped immensely, NOT!!!! Next she will be booking a party with an open bar!