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Paris Hilton Goes Off the Rails Again

Crazy. Two Paris Hilton posts in a week, guys. It’s like a redux of 2005! And 2006! And 2007! And I’m loving it!

Paris Hilton, who was always one of my favorite celebrity targets, has shed her guise of chaste and demure sobriety, and was photographed on her latest vacation partying it up circa the days of the Trifecta of Trouble (read: back when Lindsay, Britney and Paris were all chummy-chums), and it’s fabulous.

The photos speak for themselves, and clearly everything — and everyone — has come full circle.

Sometimes? Life is amazing.

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  • Wah. I would die to see them become friends again and run all around town doing who knows what.

  • My mom WAS right: money really CAN’T buy class. Huh, I never would have guessed.

  • To notafan; No, she’s actually YESTERDAY’S WHORE. And what is truly pathethic – she’s not really all that wild. Paris has probably never experienced a truly genuine emotion in her entire life. All of this nonsense is for show. And what a bad show it is.