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Michael Lohan is Far More Disgusting Than You Ever Imagined

You know, just when you thought Michael Lohan couldn’t sink any further (and how much further could you sink after kicking a girlfriend in a crotch, and then another girlfriend in the face?), he goes and outdoes himself: it’s been confirmed that Michael sold naked, sleeping photos of his (I’m assuming “ex”) fiancee, Kate Major, in an attempt to retaliate after she went public with abuse claims.

The photos were said to be taken this past April, and were done without knowledge — or approval — of Kate, who is now considering criminal charges against Lohan.

As for Michael? He definitely thinks that his reprehensible actions are justifiable:

“She [Kate] has no money, no job and she’s been living off of me for the last 8 months… and her dad just cut her off. If she doesn’t stop the nonsense, more and more will come out. I am tired of being used and people who need to make up stories to make money off others. I have more important issues to deal with than Kate Major.”

What a stellar, stellar man. I hear there’s a cell open next to his daughter; maybe the two could bunk up and get some quality time in. I mean, if this isn’t some kind of sexual violation that’s deserving of jail time, I don’t know what is.

Way to go, fuckhead.

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  • Takes a user to know a user. Soon he’ll start talking about how he’s going to stage an intervention for her and how he’s praying for her sobriety. And there will be the sale of voice mail and email exchanges between them. Does he do anything other than make money off of his nearest and dearest?

    Then there’ll be another young blond on his arm and the whole silly scenario will start over again.

    Where does he get the money for his legal fees? I guess he saved up when he wasn’t paying the child support he owed to Dina for his youngest three children. Poor kids! With parents like this, who needs enemies?

  • Look, EVERYONE knows Michael Lohan is a complete d!ckhole. This is common knowledge in our society. Ms. Major surely knew this going in to this relationship. In no way shape or form am I condoning what Michael did, but is anyone honestly surprised he did this. I hope she sues the ever loving crap out of him and wins, but she is getting no sympathy from me.

    If my claim to fame was dating both Jon Gosselin And Michael Lohan, I think I would kill myself. What decent man would want her now?

    • There should be a law that forces her to wear the scarlet letter for the rest of her life in order to ensure the good menfolk flock amongst its own kin!

  • iceberg – First of all….ew.

    Secondly, isn’t what he just said blackmail? He just basically said if she doesn’t drop this abuse claim, he will leak more photos (or something equally as disgusting). That sure as hell sounds like blackmail to me.

  • After these photos (a kind of public rape) any media outlet that would have anything to do with him should be charged as an accomplice after the fact. As for his girlfriends…Van Der Sloot has a boatload of them too.