Not Robert Pattinson’s actual underwear. That’s not what this is about, and if you would wear his underwear, then go ahead and take a moment of reflection before you continue reading.
Rob has inspired a new line of underwear at the British store, Marks and Spencer, called the R-Pant. The R-Pant (yes, I’m going to use the word “R-Pant” as often as I can from now on) is designed to be worn under skinny jeans, and you can get them in boxer or brief form. They go on sale in September, so guys, try and keep an eye on your waistbands until then.
I think this finally makes it official: the Twihards and the hipsters are taking over the world. I’m trying to think of another subculture that has had a special underwear made just for them, and I can’t do it. If you guys can think of another example, please let me know, because right now I’m ready to just give in and get a silly haircut, buy some accessories from Hot Topic, and call it a day.
I took some time to look at his photo to try to figure out what the hell is so appealing about him.
My conclusion – Down syndrome isn’t really my thing.
I think you were trying to be funny here…but it didn’t work. At all.
I suppose it was only a matter of time. I mean women have thongs, boy shorts, bikini cut, low rise, high rise, full coverage, g string…etc…to fit under their duds. Men don’t have many options, however, I can’t imagine them being any different then some variation of a boxer-brief…any pictures of the line?
I took a moment for reflection . . . and I’m okay with my feelings about this. I do not find Robert Pattinson terribly attractive — his hotness peaked in the Goblet of Fire movie, I think. But I still wouldn’t say “no” to him in a million years, and while wearing his underwear might be a bit odd, owning a pair of them would not be entirely out-of-the-question.
Let’s start a Sponge Bob Square Pants sub-culture!!
1 word robert but take it in slowly BEAUTIFUL
hello robert pattison
Your post today is why I always make a point of coming back to your website