Jul 24, 2010 at 09:59 am by Emily

And not the guy in the gold shirt.  But oh, how I wish it could have been the guy in the gold shirt…

Alexis Neiers, the girl with the roses and the balloon animal and also the girl that was living in the cell next to Lindsay Lohan’s, was released from jail yesterday after serving just 30 days of her 180-day sentence.  You know, the sentence she received for breaking into Orlando Bloom’s house (she also broke into Lindsay’s house, but she didn’t go to court for that one). Although it’s incredibly lame that she got out of jail so soon, she will have to pay up to $600,000 in restitution and she’s going to be on probation for three years, so I guess that’s something.

This is all so tragic for Lindsay, though.  Who is she going to talk to during those lonesome days, locked up in her cell with nary a friend in sight?  Who is she going to laugh with over the less fortunate, less attractive women in the cells around them? And most importantly, if Alexis served such a small fraction of her original sentence, when is Lindsay really going to get out?

8 Responses to “Lindsay Lost Her Roomie”

  1. Anonymous says:

    That’s not Alexis Neiers.

  2. bev says:

    That’s not Alexis Neiers. That’s Tess Taylor.

  3. hayley says:

    that’s not alexis, it’s her sister tess.

  4. evilbeetdouche says:

    That guy in the gold shirt is my dad

  5. Mildew says:

    lol. that is tess in the picture, not alexis. i am actually pretty sad that i know that.

  6. hahaha says:

    lindsay’s in the cell next to the girl who broke into her house? hahaha what a bunch of fuck-ups

  7. MILEY IS A STUPID UGLY WHORE says:

    losers

  8. brittany says:

    haha ya, that’s not alexis; that’s her whorish older “sis” tess.

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