Today's Evil Beet Gossip

In Other News …

Why would anyone in their right minds want to see Paris Hilton topless? [Celebslam]

Tila Tequila supposedly won the lottery. Maybe now she can buy some panties. [popbytes]

The original Night of the Living Dead re-sketched, animated? [Pajiba]

Eddie Cibrian moves in with LeAnn Rimes. I can’t wait to see how this one plays out, ha. [Celebitchy]

Told you January Jones was on her way out. [Zelda Lily]

Mel Gibson wanted to take out TMZ’s Harvey Levin … and I don’t mean “to dinner.” [Allie is Wired]

I’d rather “saw” off my right arm than watch any of these movies — especially the new 3D version. [Amy Grindhouse]

Huh. And I though Kim Kardashian was dating Miles Austin. This is just such a shocker. [Betty Confidential]

Yes, we knew Queen Latifah was a lesbian. So? [OMGBlog]

Shakira is still smoking hot, and I don’t care what you say about it. [Celebrity Smack Blog]