Tiger Woods can’t really afford any bad PR these days, but that doesn’t mean he’s keeping his name clean. At a recent tournament, Tiger missed an easy shot and wound up having to take another swing that he couldn’t afford. Because, you know, homebro can’t afford much of anything these days. Because he used all his money to keep his whores quiet and to make his wife feel better about ruining her life. You know? So he was really upset.
To deal with his anger, Tiger starts dropping F-bombs like they’re on sale. He must have said “fuck” eleven times in 20 seconds, which is pretty *fucking* impressive.
Anyway, do you think Tiger cries every day or just once in awhile when it hits him that he’s alone and broke and it’s his own doing?