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Would You Watch a Bristol and Levi Reality Show?

Because rumor has it that there might be more behind the couple’s reconciliation than the well-being of their young son.

From Gawker:

Within the next four to six weeks Palin’s PR people will be releasing news that Bristol and Levi have signed on to “star” in a new reality show. All about young parenting. And yes, they will also work up to a wedding. This is part of the planned “story arc.” Sort of a Bethenny Gets Married but with a faux conservative/young Republicans spin. Levi will be promoted as young, decent, salt of the earth guy, Bristol will be seen dealing with the “challenges” of young motherhood (with Trig and the nannies kept carefully out of sight.) Willow will be on a lot. (Since it’s not like she goes to school.) They’ll attempt to boost rankings in the first few episodes by having Sarah cameos, maybe some Piper thrown in there, but the rest of the time will be a “conservative young marrieds who just happen to already have a baby” theme.

It’s not really Levi’s fault that he got sucked back into the Palins’ orbit. When you have no way to come up with $1700 a month in child support (he has to earn at least $3000 per month before taxes to pay that) and there aren’t any other jobs out there, plus you can’t leave the state because you’re hoping to get shared custody of your child, options are limited. This way he gets a salary, the Palins get off his back about the child custody hearing and lower his support payments, and everybody can align themselves with serving the Palin/Rove/Murdoch “myth machine” that has been so painstakingly built for years around the mythical exploits of Super Sarah and her family.

I say fuck it! Why not!? These two are already the butt of America’s joke and they might as well embrace their role and make some cash before either one of them has to settle into the only job their qualified for: fast food drive through jockey. It’s not like their son has a chance in hell anyway. Something tells me that six episodes of Newlyweds meets Northern Exposure sounds like the perfect way for me to kill an afternoon and for them to kill whatever dignity they have left.

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  • Though I can’t blame anyone for getting confused by ridiculous Palin Spawn names, Gawker referred to Bristol’s son as Trig. That’s actually her brother. Tripp is her kid’s stupid name. I hope this show bombs.

  • Oh my god. I do not watch reality TV but I would watch this. No question. Not just I would watch this if it were on but I would DVR this shit, invite my friends over, make popcorn and margaritas and watch this shit. Oh please let this become a reality

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  • Im sure this is what we need now. Thus we forget about the criminal oil spill, illegal scums, alarming high level of criminality, wrecked economy and so on. And btw, poor Trig (what a name!) is BRISTOL’s son with her own pervert dad. But u cant think outside the box, can u?

  • I absolutely would not watch this. Levi was boring as hell on the Kathy Griffin show, and Bristol looks like she’s about as interesting as a piece of cardboard.

  • No way. I think they got back together and are getting married because she probably got caught again… is Bristol pregnant again???

  • I still can’t believe Palin has her own freaking reality tv show. Can anyone have a reality show these days? And it’s glaringly evident that she is only doing it to get people’s attention so that she can run for president of the United States. The most horrifying part is that what with the way everyone idolizes reality show stars, it’s just demented enough to work. I’m not exactly an exorbitant liberal or anything, but I think anybody with a brain on either side of the political aisle should be able to tell why we wouldn’t want a woman like Sarah being in charge of the free world.