Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Everyone’s Got A Twitter Account

And “everyone” includes Tori Spelling’s three-year-old son, Liam.  He already has just short of 20,000 followers on his account, which started because he’s apparently a pretty funny kid and Tori wanted to document his wittiest statements (along with some photos).  Here’s an example of some of Liam’s gems:

“My belly roars like a monster. It says MUST EAT LOLLIPOPS! Yum!”

“I love making jello castles. Jello wiggles and parties in my tummy”

“Oh no mama. We’ve got a problem… My butt is farting again”

“MOM WHO ARE YOU?” “Tori” “WHY YOU TORI?” “Cause that’s my name” “NOOO, YOU ARE A TORI SPELLING!”

When Tori told Liam that his Twitter was turning out to be kind of popular, she says he responded with “Yeah, I’m a cool dude.”

What do you guys think about this?  While it definitely seems like little Liam is an adorable child, I’m a little bit like “Hey Tori, ever heard of a baby book?”

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  • Eh, I like it. It’s like “Shit My Dad Says,” only it’s “Shit My Toddler Says.” It’s unfortunate that the mother is the ever irritating Tori Spelling, but her kid is at least cute and funny.