Not gonna try to top it.
So long, Faci Montage, Rager Pratt, Cokeface McGee, Other Cokeface McGee, Mutilated Ceiling Eyes, Choady Jenner, Justin Bobby Mumblehead and Blow Notworth. Have fun attempting to use cocaine and alcohol to fill the giant hole that not being on TV anymore will leave in your already-tenuous self-esteem. Catch ya on Celebrity Rehab! (No, actually I won’t, because I am fundamentally opposed to that show in so many ways.)
Best post ever Beet!
I’m so proud to say I’ve never watched a single episode of this.
Dear sexy Mrs Heidi Montag,my name is Ike Nash,and I live in Canada,in the city of Toronto,in a town named Scarborough,and you can reach me at 416 752 2165,and I think that you’re a very great person,and beautiful,as well,and very nice also.And I love you so much,that I wrote you a reggae song.And the name of this reggae song is called My Jamaican Guy (Hard Mix).And it was originally sang by the singer named Grace Jones and a reggae singer named Bounty Killer.
But dear Heidi Montag,I wrote my own reggae song,for you to the beat/instrumental of My Jamaican Guy (Hard Mix),using my own lyrics.So here is my reggae song that I wrote for you,to the
beat/instrumental of My Jamaican Guy (Hard Mix),using my own lyrics.
Song Title:My Jamaican Guy (Hard Mix)
My short introduction which starts before my chorus for you sexy Mrs Heidi Montag:
Girl,you’re so,sexy,lady.
My Chorus for you Heidi Montag: Girl,you’re sexy,babe,girl,can I call,you,later,you’re a,Princess,girl,baby,girl,you’re so so sexy.You’re,a sexy,babe,sexy,girl,you’re so amazing,you’re a princess,babe,sexy girl,you’re so so,special.
Verse 1 for you sexy Heidi Montag:Chilling babe,blaze on the sets,of, your TV shows,baby,sexy girl,hey,pretty lady,can I meet,you someday.One day,girl,if you like,I can take you,to the movies,chilling out,with my homeboy,Millzy,baby,can I talk,to you sexy.
Dear sexy Heidi Montag,here is a rap song that I wrote for you.It is called Break The Law ’98,and it was originally rapped by a rapper named Indo G.
But dear sexy Mrs Heidi Montag,I wrote my own rap song for you to the beat/instrumental of Break The Law ’98,using my own lyrics.So here is my rap song for you written to the beat/instrumental of
Break The Law ’98,using my own lyrics,Mrs Heidi Montag.
Song Title:Break The Law ’98
My verse 1 for you Heidi Montag:Let’s get down,and party girl,hanging out with,my family,making,lots of money,babe.Hey,sexy girl,can you,feel me,I keep it real,everyday,girl,chilling,with my homies,party baby,get busy,girl,sexy lady,roll with me,looking at some movies,on the TV,screen,you’re sexy,very pretty,very lovely,girl,please,be ma cutie.
My Chorus for you Heidi Montag:Get down,and throw your hands up,I will love you,everyday,babe,keep doing great love,making money,like everyday,love your smile,drive me wild,girl,baby,you’re,sexy.
LOLZ @ Ike HE’S BAAAAACK! oh dear lord, worst “show” ever. most excellent post indeed.
hi heidi montag
hello
Hello Heidi Montag,here is a rap song that I wrote for you,it is called Intro,and it was originally,rapped by Bone Thugs N Harmony,and this rap song is from,off of,their rap album,named Creepin On Ah Come Up,but dear sexy Mrs Heidi Montag,I wrote my own rap song for you,to the instrumental of Intro,using my own lyrics,so here is my rap song for you,sexy Mrs Heidi Montag.
Song Title:Intro
My verse 1 for you Heidi Montag:Chilling out honey,with your man,is good,stay sexy,in Hollywood,hey baby,hey,pretty,lady,you’re so,cute,that’s true,girl,you’re,so smooth,and so cool,yeah baby.