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Photos of the Jersey Shore Greaseballs Trying to Look Classy

And failing. Miserably. Failing miserably. Did I mention that they failed? Miserably?

The cast of Jersey Shore was photographed in attendance at the KIIS-FM “Now 34 and the Jersey Shore” party that was held at some pool that looks like it’d fit in perfectly at your local hotel-motel-Holiday Inn, naturally.

They all look, uh, great. Just great. I mean, Snooki herself looks almost half of the troll that she normally appears to be, The Situation’s shirt is only 3/4 of the way up, and JWoww has somehow managed to restrain her massive tits in a manner that doesn’t look like they’re choking the living shit out of her. Apparently, the night was a win. As for the rest of the cast? I can’t even fucking remember who they are.

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  • Eh, Snooki looks pretty classy in my opinion.. If any other celebrity would wear that dress and those shoes, you wouldn’r complain either. She looks nice.