Happy Birthday, Jess! Your new boyfriend, Eric Johnson, is definitely top-notch, and just by the kiss, I can surmise that you guys are pretty happy right now.
I won’t mention how it looks like you have a set of legs emerging from your torso, but hey. Maybe that’s part of your whole “sexual napalm” thing. Two sets of legs to wrap around some big football-playing guy?
Bitch is the original Spiderwoman. Just … hotter.