Jessica Biel, or who many refer to as the sourpuss that Justin Timberlake occasionally sleeps with and walks dogs with and occasionally lets into his circle of amazingness, is photographed for GQ China, and she looks every bit the gorgeous woman that a lot of people don’t peg her to be.
I’ve always loved Jess Biel. I never watched 7th Heaven or whatever other crappy TV series she starred in, but my first real experience with her ample hotness was in the reboot of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and I thought she was gorgeous since then. She’s pretty talented, and she does a whole lot of cool stuff like climbing mountains and donating to charities, so you know what? Biel’s good in my book. It’s a small book, but she’s definitely in there.
And I don’t care if Timberlake can’t see your fabulousness, Jess. Girl, you can come over my house anytime and discuss politics and wilderness expeditions over fat-free soy lattes anytime. I’ve got a really awesome machine that makes them, you know, and you’ve got my number. Give me a ring.