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If you’re totally sick and perverted and into cats or whatever committing suicide, you can complete your bucket list and check out Amy Winehouse’s very own nip-slip. If you dare. [Celebslam]

More Humane Society stuff to make you bawl your eyes out. Hat tip to Sheryl Crow! [popbytes]

Is there a better image than Betty White being fed grapes and stuff by hot, tight-underoo-clad men? I thought not. [Pajiba]

The ultimate puppy-loving, flower-child Drew Barrymore hates puppies, hates flowers. [Celebitchy]

That Olivia Munn article that everyone keeps talking about just keeps on blowing up. [Zelda Lily]

Wow. Craziness happens: Crystal Bowersox gets her toofs fixed. [Allie is Wired]

Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of Vogue. The shoot took up two issues: one for Gwynnie, and one for her ego. [Amy Grindhouse]

Is your favorite celebrity up for an Emmy nod? [Betty Confidential]

I know some of you probably think that Cristiano Ronaldo is, like, the epitome of hotness, but I really, really disagree. [OMGBlog]

Come the fuck on. Joel Madden would never cheat on Nicole Richie. Are you crazy? [Celebrity Smack Blog]