Jul 06, 2010 at 03:58 pm by Evil Beet

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19 Responses to “Oh, Look, Someone’s Actually Trying to Save Lindsay Lohan’s Life”

  1. Mark says:

    Throw the book at the bitch.

  2. Mark says:

    Then kick her when shes down.

  3. Mark says:

    Then kick her when she’s down.

  4. C says:

    YAAAAY!!! I completely agree with you Beet!! Finally someone is saying no to Lindsay and giving her what she NEEDs not what she wants.

  5. Gene says:

    Hooray!!! for the judge. Finally “MAYBE” Lohan will get something out of this sentence. People say she was down in her luck and was set up – I don’t think so. She is an adult and should act like one. Fame went to her little head if she has one. Well this judge saw right thru her and gave her what been done a long time ago. Actress or not – laws are made for every one and should be carried out and not shorten because of her status. Carry out this sentence Lohan and try to see the erroes of your ways. Good luck – I hope.

  6. Katie says:

    What a great piece … my sentiments exactly expressed a hundred times better than I ever could! It’s strange how much I care about Lindsay Lohan and hope that it all works out for her considering that I only know her from movie screens and tabloid pages, but it’s true.

    • evilbeetdouche says:

      Damn get your nose out of the Sasha’s ass

      • Katie says:

        Wasn’t meant that way at all. Alcohol abuse and the inability of an alcoholic to get help (and the constant back and forth from one detox center to the other) are extremely personal issues to me, and the coverage of Lindsay Lohan’s story tends to be trivialized by the media. I just appreciated Sasha’s approach to this very serious (and timely, to me) issue. Sorry if you had a problem with that.

      • evilbeetdouche says:

        Uhhhh, you work for her.

        The Internet hate machine was going to say something like “daddy slap you around a little when he was in his cups?” But that would just be mean, so never mind.

  7. evilbeetdouche says:

    I’m laying 5 to 1 odds she gets shanked in a week.

  8. Evil Beet, that was kinda a nice — no, that WAS a really nice post. For once no sarcasm, and yeah, only the freakin’ judge and prosecutor probably actually really DO care about her. Now THAT’s the tragedy. WHere’s Mom and Dad aside from being fame whores? Why can they tone down the BS and just sing the same song again and again so she knows they mean business? Not today, Al, not today.

    Anyhow, sad but true, but very well put. A+.

    No, she won’t be shanked, she’s not gonna be in general pop. Mr. Evilbeetdouche. You get a C- for reading comprehension.
    The nose to ass comment is noted. I hopefully qualified my unqualified kudos to your liking, since I know you like nose-to-ass activity .

  9. joey says:

    My lips get just like that when I drink Tequila gimlets!

  10. b says:

    holy crap what happened to the site?!

  11. Did all of these people that are elated that LiLo is going to jail just fall off of a turnip truck? There is no rehab in jail. Sending a drunk to jail isn’t going to make a drunk sober no more than if I spent 90 days at NASA would make me an astronaut. All that the prosecutor, Danette Meyers was doing in court was trying to show what a wonderful lawyer she was in order to advance her cause and get out of the DA’s office while in front of the TV camera. That’s a resume’ that just doesn’t quit!. If Judge Revel and Danette Meyers were REALLY interested in Lindsey’s well being, they would have required her to be admitted to a Drug/alcohol program immediately and not allow her to leave until she was rehabilitated. Even if it took a year! I know she will still have to go to rehab after jail. But she is going to need to be rehabilitated from spending time in jail also. If the judge were trying to send a message about parole violations, 3 days would have been more than adequate to scare the hell out of her. Jail is not a place of rehabilitation. Jail is where you learn how to be a criminal. And people wonder why the jails are so over crowded and crime is on the rise. Put the violent offenders in jail and get them off the street. Put Lindsey in rehab, suspend her driving privileges as well as right to ownership of a motor vehicle. Get her well. I am really surprised the people aren’t raising holy hell over this!!

    • vpea says:

      Jeez, chill. She’s not going to even be in jail for the full 90 days. Honestly I’ll be surprised if she does 10, and she’ll be separated from the general population anyway. This isn’t Shawshank Redemption, Jesus.

  12. nikki says:

    drew barrymore needs to help lindsay.

  13. DeeAnna says:

    “This poor kid never had a chance. She was set up to fail.”

    “Poor kid” was given fame, money, & every opportunity in the world. More like- This poor kid never had a brain. She was set up to succeed, but made all the wrong choices. Like every addict, she is responsible for her bad choices. No one to blame but herself.

    PS- Glad your posting more often Beet!

  14. danielle says:

    ohhh, i hope she does get through this and at the end of all this become a better person!!:)

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