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Katy Perry Is Getting Married Becasue She Withheld Sex From Her Boyfriend

Self-described “fucking strong elephant of a woman” Katy Perry has shared the man-taming secret she used to get her beau, Russell Brand. Katy told UK’s Esquire magazine that she stole the reformed sexaholic’s heart by refusing to sleep with him on the first day they met. The two were on the set of Russell movie “Get Him To The Greek” and when the comedian propositioned the singer, she threw a bottle at his head. The bottle, Katy says, “hit him smack dab on the head.” She added, “Can you imagine the horrible feeling he had, when he was used to getting everything he wanted? I was like, ‘You’ve met your match.’ ”

Katy makes sounding holding out like it’s some sort of bad-ass move that doesn’t just continue to feed a clearly psychologically damaged man’s virgin/whore complex, but hey! There’s something to be said for not stripping down and boning on day one. I’m not sure if it’s a smart way to find a husband (I mean, do you really want to have to wave your pussy above your husband’s head like you would a steak with a pitbull? I think not), but like… yeah. In general I think it’s a good rule not to sleep with hairy British comedians the first time you chill.

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