I think Jess would make a good mom. Really, I do. She’d be super-awesome at bedtime stories, throwing crazy voices for all of the characters in the book and making things up as she went. She’d wear vintage aprons, do a lot of baking, and plan scavenger hunts for her kids. She’d mop and wax the floor while simultaneously balancing a teething baby on her ample hip, and after a long day’s work, she’d put the kids to bed and curl up on the sofa with a box of Ghirardelli.
Just more things that make me love this girl like she was my own, and these are some reasons as to why I’d be so stoked if she were pregnant. I wouldn’t judge, wouldn’t ask any questions, wouldn’t pry into finding out who the father was (unless it were, uh, John Mayer) — I’d just be like, “Yeah, Jess. Yeah. Do your mom thing. Own it, girl.”
oh for fvck's sake! all normal women have what i have always called a “pooch”–it's where our uterus, ovaries, etc. are!–we're shaped differently in that area. it doesn't mean you're pregnant. only freakishly thin women and twelve year-olds are flat all the way down the front.
good god. bitch bitch bitch about unrealistic body standards for women and then turn around and insinuate that a normally-shaped woman (and while i am no jessica simpson fan, that's what her body shape is–normal!) must be knocked up. good grief!
I am 5 foot 3 inches and 110 pounds and I have this. I’m going to go ahead and agree.
agreed. i have a feeling this was written just to garner more comments. sarah knows she’s not preggers. its just a passive aggressive way to call another woman fat. there ya go – my 2 comments! i’ll go back to skipping these posts for the time being, now.
Seriously? Im not at all ‘freakishly’ thin & I have a flat stomach. All it takes is working out. Jess is a gorgeous woman, but shes clearly either let her workouts fly out the window or yes – shes got a baby bump. Its not natural for women to just have a ‘pooch’ unless fat &/or having a child. Its called getting off your ass & working out. And my god shes a celeb -of course people are going to question a baby rumor.
Only when your fat or pregnant? You really need a reality check.
Fat or with child? Get real. I work out 6 days a week; cardio and weights. Have been for years and years. I’m also a dietician. Yet I still have a pooch. Many women (if not most) do.
Is the picture supposed to make us think she's pregnant? Because I look way more pregnant than that, and I'm not. Jessica's always struggling with her weight, so she might just have a little pooch going on.
Riding the cotton pony time and too many samiches.
She can't be bothered to wash her hair more than a few times a month, she refuses to brush her teeth on a regular basis because she “doesn't like the way clean teeth feel in her mouth” and yet you think she should be responsible for another life?
Look what happened to Daisy. I'm surprised it took THAT long for her doog to get snatched, because Jessica is just dumb, no matter how you cut it. And you're even dumber for thinking she'd be a good mom.
But hey, that's the intellectual level of this website. I'm not surprised you'd want to see her raise a child.
*dog
It's funny to see the chicks with weight issues (Beet, Molls, etc) criticize JS for her weight. I'm not a fan of the Blonde Ditz, but seriously. Pot, meet Beet. She's black as well.
*lets add Sarah to the list as well. :o)
I like doog better
Thank you. You saved me lots of typing/bitching. Unfortunate pattern on the dress, unfortunate angle, unfortunate time of the month. I knew I should have just skipped this post.
see the thing is that most women who HAVE had children yeah, have the pooching belly, but it does look like jess could be pregnant for two reasons. one, she's NOT a mum already, so the “pooch” is in an awful strange spot for a woman who's never been pregnant, and two, the pooch is in an awful strange spot. it's way lower than someone (like myself, who has has children) who carries a traditional pooch. it looks like pregnant belly on someone who's never been pregnant before.
Some people naturally have that 'pooch' without having kids, it's just where their body stores fat. Maybe she just couldn't be bothered sucking it all in or suffocating it under Spanx.
That'd be hot if Jessica is pregnant.
well, i've never been pregnant, and i am not ashamed to admit i have the exact same pooch as jessica. unless i am carrying a stone baby and just don't know it!
riding the cotton pony…bwahahaha! that's a new one. i like it. iam adding it to my list of favorite menstrual euphemisms along with “shark week.”
even at my thinnest (115 pounds a few years back–i'm a healthier 130 now) i have always always had a pooch! this is what causes some women to starve themselves–this misguided notion that your stomach will be flat or even concave. for most of us, it won't!!!
That's a really, really old one, actually.
I like doog better, myself.
THIS is the Evil Beet I love!
So the doog stays!
I have that pooch too. and I am not pregnant. not thin? yes. but pregnant? no.
Quit being such a kill joy.
When someone starts “showing,” doesn't she usually carry it a tad bit higher than that at first? Just what I've observed in friends, relatives, etc.
she's not pregnant, she just needs to go to the bathroom
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There is nothing wrong with her. She looks great.
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