Are you guys into those Kardashian people? I’m not, but even I can tell that this Scott Disick character is a total douche canoe (try saying that out loud, it’s pretty fun), and I bet his neighbors feel the same exact way.
Here’s how this scene went down: Kourtney Kardashian and Scott were hanging out by their garage, and a female neighbor said something about Scott’s parking job. Being a completely grounded individual, Scott responded by saying the following things:
“We do own the place, and we’re leaving because you’re disgusting! Look at you!”
“You ruin my view! You know I have to sell my house cheaper because of you!”
“You’re disgusting, I would kill myself if I looked like you! Look at you, you whale!”
When the woman responded to that last remark with “Look at you,” he replied
“What about me? I’m perfect! You’re so disgusting, it makes me sick!”
You can watch the video of the incident here. Note how quickly Scott goes completely crazy. Also note how Kourtney just watches the whole thing with a smile of embarrassment, or maybe fear, or maybe maliciousness. I don’t know, I don’t keep up with the Kardashians.
A few police officers showed up after the video ends, but there were no arrests or citations or even warnings, which is a shame. How’s a douche canoe gonna learn?
After he and his wife, Lisa Ann Russell, were separated only a few weeks ago, Mark-Paul has gone ahead and just filed for divorce due to irreconcilable differences (which I’ve always heard about, the irreconcilable differences part, because that’s why everybody gets divorced, but then I saw the actual divorce petition, and it turns out the only other choice is incurable insanity, so there’s a fun fact). There doesn’t seem to be any unnecessary drama: Mark-Paul’s paying child support and spousal support. There still aren’t any specifics about the circumstances surrounding the divorce, though I’m going to have to agree with Molls and say it probably has something to do with Kelly Kapowski’s new baby.
On a side note, when did Zack Morris become beautiful? Sure, he was always cute in that special “you’re such a trouble-maker and also some kind of wizard that can control time” way, but now he is just a flat-out beautiful man, am I right?
Yesterday, you guys learned that Mel Gibson’s girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, got a restraining order against him because of Mel’s penchant for physical violence. Mel’s people are denying it, saying that Oksana was still with him after he beat her up in January (because everyone knows that domestic abuse victims always immediately leave their abusers), but Oksana’s people have rebutted by saying that Mel promised her he would get some help, and that’s why she stayed with him.
Oksana’s people also say that she is concerned about the safety of the daughter she had with Mel, and that she didn’t let Mel see her on Father’s Day because of that. The baby is almost eight months old, and Oksana thinks that the little girl would be “at risk” if left alone with Mel, but nobody’s saying anything more specific.
Oksana has also said that Mel’s threats continued after the incident in January, and that she is scared for her life. Mel’s people are saying that Oksana is just lying to get some of Mel’s money.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to go ahead and believe Oksana on this one. I mean, Mel Gibson doesn’t exactly have a reputation for being a calm and collected guy.
Director Sofia Coppola and her man, Phoenix frontman, Thomas Mars have welcomed their second daughter into the world. The little girl, Cosima was born earlier this month and has a big sister, Romy (age 3.)
The birth of their daughter is hardly the only thing the couple has to be excited about. Phoenix’s last album, Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix was well-relieved by fans and critics alike (that album’s got mad jams) and Sofia’s new film, Somewhere looks super promising (check out the trailer below.) Congratulations to the happy parents.
Jason Bateman is getting a lot of shit from the nerd community. Yesterday the iPhone 4G was released, and typically, Apple stores had lines around the block of people dying to get their hands on their new toy. One of Los Angeles’ most popular Apple stores, the Grove location, had a particularly bad line. Arrested Development star Jason Bateman showed up to the mall and joined the line, but was quickly ushered to the front because an Apple store employee recognized him.
Now people are all up in arms and saying that Jason’s celebrity got him access to a phone that they had been waiting for all day. I can understand the frustration of the people waiting in line (don’t you hate it when you get cut at a bar or a bank or anywhere?) but let’s be real: It’s not like the dude showed up and cut the line immediately. And if an Apple employee, for whatever reason, singled you out and told you that you could cut a 200-something person line and not stand in the hot sun for two hours, would you “do the right thing” and tell them no thanks? Probably not.
Celebrities get preferential treatment all the time, but in the grand scheme of things, this is small beans. It’s not like he got away with murder or something.
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